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DJ.SkagNetti is
dreaming of a white Christmas for you
or..
happpy holidayzzzzzz!
I have to work both days
this Christmas. I guess it's my fault, didn't put in
notice that I wanted a day off in time. Which is worse
- not having anyone to spend the holdiays with, or
actually spending the holidays with family? Should I
really be complaining? I love em and all, but you know
those jokes everyone has about 'O gawd i gotta go do my
time with my family in my hometown' and they seem like
they are in agony. They say those jokes cause it's
true!! rofl
Ah well, I still miss em
all, and hope they are doing fine.
Well I finished the album
in time, now my mastering genius friend Dustin Duffy is
gonna take a look at it.
I checked my Quicklist
page to find something, and it looks like yahoo shut
down webjay.org, so my entire playlist was deleted. Man
yahoo really has it out for me. They deleted my
username I had since 1997 last year without reason, and
now this. How much more can they suck?
Well I found a better
playlist thingy anyways on Project Playlist, and I
updated the old list. If you have one, please add my
tracks! I will love you till the end of time.
Quicklist I - Free Albums [[]]
Quicklist II - Other Stuff |
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DJ.SkagNetti is
back on top again!
or..
happiness is a warm gun
So I moved to Emmerson,
about 12 blocks away from where I used to live. It's an
apartment, it's very nice. I'm glad I live here now,
even though everything is smaller, at least I don't have
to pay heat.
I moved in with an
Ethiopian girl who's very nice. She's probably one of
the nicest people I know, fun to talk to, and has great
stories.
I recorded a song called
"Chasing the Ghost" on my birthday (Saturday Dec 8th).
It's a very fast rock like song, with kind of a "Jesus
Built My Hotrod" feel to it. You can hear it on my
MySpace profile.
It's funny, I had this
song since probably last year or early 2007, just
sitting in a folder. I'd pull it out every couple of
months and hum along with it, like pseudo-words to get a
feel for what words will fit and how I wanted to sing
it. Then I'd get fed up and throw it back in the 'get
it done someday' folder and forget about it.
Well, I really want to get
this damn album done, so I went over Saturday night to
my buddy Dustin Duffy's house and we recorded it in only
a couple of hours. I was pretty nervous, I never sang a
song of my own or recorded, or screamed for that matter,
but it came out better than I had ever thought it
would. Thanks Dustin!
I hope to have all of
"Feels Like 0" finished by December 22nd. Then it will
be mastered by Dustin and shipped off. I hope to get
about 200 copies made to start off with. I'm pushing
for a Feb 1st 2008 release date. Check out the new
album art for it in the update site area. Thanks for
reading! |
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DJ.SkagNetti in the
midst of upheaval
or.. life
riots on my peaceful kingdom
I live in a great house.
It's huge. Bet you wish you lived in my gigantic
house. Well, sorry, but that's not going to happen...
I never realized how big this house was until I began my
search for a new place to live. I lived here for almost
4 years. I love my house. I don't want to fucking
move. It's freezing cold in the winter and boiling hot
in the summer, but it's home. Home to enormous gas
bills, ginormous you may even say. I can't afford to
live here anymore. I wasn't ready to admit it though.
My brother kind of forced me into this ordeal.
He lost his job and had
like an epiphany or something. It came to him, a blast
of white light, and a deep booming voice told him:
"go to wyoming... and work at a ski lodge...."
Which is fine and dandy, he's been talking about
getting out of the state for a couple years. But he
gave me a month and a half notice (at most), and
I've been running around trying to find a place to live
for the last few weeks. It was hell, places suck, and
they have to be close because I still haven't rectified
my license problem. A lot were ghetto as hell, shit
falling apart, stuff rotting, or places with 900+ of
supposed square feet where 300 of that is hallway.
wtf? Uptown is supposed to be a nice area.
Well I think I may have
found a place now, it's really nice. Waiting on
application to go through. I'm moving in with a girl
whom I work with. She's super cool, I think we will
have a lot of fun there.
Got me some insurance,
going to the dentist soon. Gonna get a loan to pay off
bills and stuff holding my license at bay, gonna go back
to school for web design. Gonna make a billion
dollars.
Quit Restraining
Hollywood. It was fun while it lasted.
A guy puked in the
trashcan next to the toilet in the bathroom, and he said
to me, 'just so you know, I puked in the trashcan in the
bathroom. but i rolled up the bag it was in... i'm
sorry.' and I said, 'why didn't you just puke in the
toilet?' and he says, 'well it was one of those things
where you just couldn't make it, look it was in a bag,
it wasn't that big of a deal, I rolled up the bag...'
and the motherfucker gets mad at me. Listen, you don't
have the right to puke in some dude's trashcan that's
located 2 fucking feet away from the toilet, and then
when he gets a bit angered by what You just fucking did,
you get angry. That's not how it works. Then on top of
that you don't tell me that you fucking rolled up the
bag - that doesn't do shit for me, you could've made a
puke balloon animal out the fucking bag, it doesn't make
me an ounce less angry about this situation. Why didn't
you take it out and throw it away and put in a new bag
if it wasn't such a big deal?? Then he said, angrily,
'look I said I was sorry' and walked away. I wish I
could end this story with a fantastic brawl of epic
proportions involving switchblades and ripped t-shirts,
but the cocksucker was too fast, gone in a flash,
haven't seen him since. I was left standing there
thinking, 'what the fuck is wrong with people these
days?' Everyone thinks he's the most hardcore ninja
ever. They fuck you over and then when you get mad
about it, they get even more mad and ready to fight back
with whatever they have. Where are we learning this
bullshit? What is it - rap music? I don't think it
is. TV? maybe - Nobody takes responsibility for
their own actions, it's always somebody else's fault.
Anyways, what a dick.
Woke up an hour and a half
late today, tried calling in but my phone was
disconnected. Had to run to work, got yelled at by my
boss and then I had to work up the balls to ask him for
the money to get my shit turned back on. Luckily he
agreed and my friend Dustin gave me a ride and I got it
paid off. Quite the hellish day.
It's so cold right now.
Been working on all kinds
of music, got Reason 3.0, and a bunch of refills, and
been playing around with it.
I don't know where I'm at,
I want to become more entertaining, I want to quit
smoking.
Life is great though, many
opportunities coming up, many new experiences, it all
seems to come piling on at once, never a smooth
transition, but it makes it exciting. I can't wait to
see what the future unfolds - heartache? pain?
happiness? relief? It can only go downhill from here,
smooth sailing.
Thanks for reading... |
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DJ.SkagNetti had a
lot of time to think about things
or.. did
I take a wrong turn someplace in life?
Hey, what's up everybody?
I made a new site =). Like it? Didn't think so...
Well, let's see. The post
below this one I must of written March or April 06. We
have indeed released "People Talk".
Buy it. For the love of all that is holy.
Please
buy it. It's only 10 dollars....
Christopher McGuire didn't do the music as stated below,
but he helped out in other ways. We had the
release party August 25th, 2006, and more
parties after that. We released the
DVD just in time to not make Christmas. What a
hellish 2 years it's been. Setbacks, people bailing on
us, not knowing what we're doing.... I guess we learned
a lot. Still had great music though! 40 songs by
local musicians! That's a lot of songs! It's
like a big music video, ranging from Classical to Hip
Hop to Electronica to Indie to Hardcore, it's all over
the place. I'm pretty good with Final Cut now. A lot
better than I was. We made a second trailer too, and
both are on the DVD, with Behind the Scenes, Outtakes,
and Commentary from the director and yours truely.
The trailers are on the RH website too.
Our next movie's script is
almost finished. It's called "Trust
Me" and we're starting to film it May 12th. We
have, since last year, made several music videos and
live performance tapes, for bands like
LIKEHELL,
No Loving Place,
Faux Jean and
First Communion Afterparty from Faux Jean's CD
release show,
In This Moment when they came to town,
Day Kit,
Parts For All Makes,
Choplogic,
Golden,
Kill-Me Karebare, and more. We also filmed
comedian
Doug Stanhope April 14th, I love that guy. One
of the funniest guys out there, you should check him
out. We are filming
American Headcharge on May 5th at First Avenue.
Check them out they are one of the best bands to come
out of Minnesota!
Still freakin working on
that
Traitor of the 9 Moons. But the version I
have now compared to the version I had 3 years ago when
I started is completely and utterly a bit better than
before... Still gonna be 2 disks. I dunno, it's just
missing something I guess. I don't want to be too much
like
Aphex Twin, which I'm nowhere as close to as
good as he is, but I don't want it to be straight techno
crap either. I just want it to be interesting. People
I have shown it too like it. I made a
new picture for it. I dunno if I want it to be
the cover or if I want something else. I might release
it this year. I might release it next year. I don't
know what I'm doing.
Got so much music,
leftovers and silly things I've made, I decided to
release an EP first. Called "Feels
Like 0", I got the idea for the title from the
weather... God, I'm Innovative! It's got some strange
stuff so far... I really want to make a music video for
the whole thing. I got some great ideas. Maybe I'll
make one smaller music video first. Music videos are
fun to make!
Stuck working at a gas
station to make ends meet. My car is all but destroyed,
laying in mourning in my back driveway. It's only like
4 or 5 little things wrong with it. I could get it
fixed, but I have a suspended license. So what's the
point? I need to make like $1700, which I know isn't
too horribly much, but still I don't really have it
laying around either, and I seem to be born with a
inability to save money. I dunno, I got a second
helping of sarcasm and cynicism, and left the 'good with
money' plate alone. But life's not too bad. Life is
good, some would say. I wouldn't, but I'd say it's not
too bad. Man I miss my car. It was an ugly prelude
stick, a little rusty, but it always started and always
was fun to drive. I think there's birds living in it
now. At least I help the local wildlife.....
If you think making a
movie will get you fame and fortune and hundreds of
girls fawning over you, think again. We are Still
searching for distribution, all the money we've made has
to be sunk into the next film, and.. well, I lied... I
got hundreds of girls fawning over me, but it's
really hard to pick!
Dustin Duffey of
Apis Records, whom I work with at the gas
station, will be producing my albums, I hope. He's a
great guy and plays well with others.
According to my horoscope
I should be getting some good luck coming up here, but
only if I work hard at it. So I redid this site
completely. And my graphic design site. Yes, I have a
lot of time on my hands.
Hey, if you want to pay me
to do something for you, I'll gladly accept money!
I know these things I
write make me sound like I'm crazy, but a friendly ghost
of a pig named Lincoln told me not to worry.
So here I am. What else?
What don't you know about me? Live in Minnesota. Too
Cold! Everyone here complains too much (i know this
whole blog has been complaining - haha, the irony....)
And everyone stares at you as you walk down the street.
Am I that good looking? I would like to transplant all
of Minneapolis Uptown into Compton, LA, for 1 day. Or
maybe New York. I think people would be a lot less
inclined to stare at you like your head was bleeding
some black ochre out of all of your orifices after
that. Can I please teach the world, dad? Please??
Man, I don't do much. I
played Anarchy Online for about 4 years. I always told
myself never to get Everquest, because I'd be playing it
24/7 and I'd ruin my life. So my friend gets me hooked
on Anarchy Online.... Then he quits, I keep going. For
4 years.... My internet was shut off for 3 months, so I
was jonesing at first, but now I don't even want to play
it anymore, even with the net back up. I had some great
times, Great times playing, but I'm sick of it, finally.
I wrote a country song
that hopefully I'll be recording soon. I personally
dislike country, but it's in the same vein as "Every
Rose Has It's Thorn", with a little "November Rain"
mixed in. I know "November Rain" isn't country, but
it's got a little bit of it in it.... Kind of a joke
song, hopefully it turns out.
Met some great people on
MySpace.
Bath Aide is from Duluth, he sounds a Lot like
Aphex Twin. He sent me his album for free. That was
nice of him.
I had a Jucy Lucy today.
I know that's not how you spell Juicy, but that's how
they spell it. Its a giant hamburger that's injected
with cheese, with grilled onions on top. Man it was
good. I may of lowered my life expectancy by 3 years,
but it was well worth it.
Been watching a lot of
Adult Swim, even though I've seen all the shows they
play a 1000 times. Love Family Guy! Love it!
MC Chris is one of my heroes. What a great guy,
with great talent. I'm glad his career took off! All
through self promotion and the demand from rabid fans.
I wish I could have half the luck he's had with my
music. Electronica is a hard act to swallow though. If
it doesn't have a guitar or singing in it, people tend
to drift off and think about something else, and not pay
attention to the song. It's kind of a sad paradigm.
But I love creating stuff. Always have. From drawing
to music to movies to writing, I will always be a
creator. Hopefully one day it will pay off, but I don't
even care, I just hope somebody, anybody
appreciates what I do. Life is difficult without money,
but even more difficult without appreciation.... |
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DJ Skagnetti dun
been busy
or.. wtf
is hater gear?
I have been extremely
busy, I havent updated this site in ages, but I'm still
around, don't worry =) Not that you were worrying, but
whatever.
Well first things first:
Restraining Hollywood. Yup. People Talk is almost
completed! We're hoping for a late June/early July
release. Heres a list of stuff that I've done for this
movie:
Came Up with the Idea
Helped Write It
Helped Direct (hardly)
Acted In It (i'm the funny
lookin one)
Made Music For the Main
Movie, and also Behind the Scenes
Editing
The movie is a very funny
movie and we've had wonderful responses. Its about a
guy and its his birthday, and he's trying to throw a
party for himself. A ton of bad events ensue, and its
really funny to watch it unfold. Crazy characters and
Great Music.
Our release party will be
awesome, and we are hopefully having one of the biggest
bands to come out of Minnesota headline. Music is
coming along great, we've got music from Golden, JaRed
Chapter, Me, Harp and Finial, Fort Wilson Riot, The
Bullets, Faux Jean, and more music put together by the
legendary Christopher McGuire. We are going to have
about 6 showing parties over the summer of 2006.
I also made the website
for
Restraining Hollywood, and have regularly been
updating it.
I learned how to edit in
Final Cut Pro, which is suprisingly much like Acid Pro
in that the timelines and editing of clips are very
similar. Me and Ben Lewis and Brandon VanVliet edited
the first Trailer to it, which can be seen on the
website. We also set up a Myspace Page for Restraining
Hollywood, too.
Which leads me to My
Myspace pages. I've got 2 atm:
Profile
Music
There i pay much homage to
one of my favorite musicians Ever, APHEX TWIN. the man
is just a frickin Genius. The first time i saw
Windowlicker, i almost crapped myself. Thats a great
feeling when you are about to crap yourself and you
catch it at the last second, for the win! but i
digress...
I have been working on f'n
Traitor of the 9 Moons for about 50 years now, I keep
finding new stuff to put into it, and take out of it.
Its up to about 140 minutes hahaha, so I actually have
to quit adding stuff and start taking stuff away. I
dont think i can even burn it anymore, its too big, what
a monster! Anyways thats pretty much over with now.
Such-A-Sum Records,
I dont know whats going on with them. They must not
like my music, so I'm gonna have to release it myself.
I should never have put that they were going to produce
my album before they actually did, it just seemed so
perfect, and I was so happy that they wanted me. But
things change, and I love those guys, and the bands on
that label, but I don't think they are gonna make my
album. thats kewl, its hard to swallow stuff, i'll go
someplace else. Love to those guys forever and good
luck.
I havent played any shows
in the last year haha. I would love to, but its hard
for electronica acts in the city to find a home. I dont
mind, I'll play if somebody wants me, if not I'm content
with hiding for the time being.
Added a flash player to a
couple pages, it has all the songs from all the albums.
Put a picture making thingy and made a neat pic button
link thingy for tot9m.
I used to work at deja vu
minneapolis. Its a strip club. I dont work there
anymore cause i got fired. I hit a mexican in a toyota.
fired on the spot and almost arrested. was a bad day
for me.
Finally found a job really
close to my house cause i cant drive cause my license is
suspended until i pay off a crapload of fines. had no
money to pay the driving after suspension tickets so
there's probably a warrant out for my arrest. my
passenger side window got smashed out cause some
crackhead wanted my bag of videos from the backseat.
What the fuck you gonna do with a bag full of videos,
sell them? you'll get like 4 dollars for those 10
movies, motherfucker. Then my clutch line got air in it
and the clutch pedal goes all the way to the floor and
doesnt come back up. Then i tried locking the door and
shutting it by lifting up on the handle and the thing
bent in on the frame where it latches the door. so now
the door barely shuts and doesnt stay shut. then my i
set my cell phone down and picked it up 2 hours later
and the display had fried. just doesnt work anymore
though the phone still works. wonderful. and dont get
me started on other money problems. and i need to go to
the dentist cause this one back tooth is killing me, and
i may get audited by the irs cause im a retard when it
comes to income taxes. well not usually, but i was in
93 and 94.
I have had some good
things happen to me. but nothing to write home about.
Anyways I have been making
a ton of music. I made a 28 minute song called Grape
Minds Taste Alike. Theres about 30 or 40 songs on
Traitor of the 9 Moons. and above that i've made about
20 more songs.
Google DJ Skagnetti - yes i do this every once in a
while. I wonder if other bands do it too?
I started a cafe press
site with Hater Gear ( ie, stuff that says Hater)
nobodys buying it.
Anyways: Movies, Website
and Music Makin, and Debt. Thats the 4 things in my
life right now. |
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DJ Skagnetti On
Restraining Hollywood and In a Band Name Game!
or.. you
googled your own name?
I am now a part of
Restraining Hollywood. A great bunch of peeps in
Minneapolis, I will be making music for their movies. I
will also act and co-write and co-direct in their next
movie, People Talk, which we will start filming next
week (june 14th-ish). I added a Quicklist with a list
of all my songs for easy access baby. I added songs to
the Traitor of the 9 Moons update site, and added the
story that will hopefully go into the cd sleeve. I also
googled my own name cause im like that, and it turns out
somebody used my song NeoTokyo in a band name game.
They take the last letter of a song title and in the
next post the song title has to start with that letter.
So if the last post was "ketchup" by melt banana, i
would choose "push the little daisies" by ween. So i
tried to join the forum community so i could thank that
guy for this great honor, but my application was
denied! so screw below top secret conspiracy forums.
ive seen better conspiracies inside bazooka joe
bubblegum wrappers.
but i couldnt resist and
recorded it for posterity
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DJ Skagnetti Played
His 3rd Show at a Bar!
or..
where is that music coming from?
Played with Seldom Seen,
Fort Wilson Riot, Mark of the Underdogs, and Harp and
Finial at the Such-A-Sum launch and CD Release Party!
Mark of the Underdogs and Harp and Finial released their
cds unto the masses, and both albums are hawt hawt hawt!
I played in between band sets, 19 minutes, 21 minutes
and 20 minutes. There was a nasty blizzard outside, but
we endured and had a lot of fun! thanks all for showing
up! DJ Primal, sorry i missed your buddies show that
following wednesday =( |
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DJ Skagnetti Played
His First Show at a Bar!
or.. is
the guy with the computer on stage looking at porn?
Thursday February 3rd.
Uptown Bar. Billed as C.J. Skagnetti (computer jockey)
so as to not confuse the locals into thinking a guy who
actually spins records (thats so 90s...) was
getting on stage. I played with Iced Ink and The Panty
Huffers. The sound guy was really cool and made me
sound really good. I started at 9:30 pm and played for
44 minutes and 44.281 seconds. I was so nervous all day
that i didnt eat a thing. Damon Kalor of the Panty
Huffers got me the gig, because 2 bands cancelled on the
owner of the bar (Thanks Damon). It went flawless, but
i didnt hear anything from anyone other than my friends,
who offered much praise (thanks!), about my
performance. So i dont know if they hated me or not.
Well they didnt lynch me, and i got paid (my first show
profit!), so i couldnt have been that bad. I am playing
next at the Harp and Finial cd release show in March.
come and see me play it and buy a Harp and Finial cd.
It will be a great show! ("Thanks to Panty Huffers and
Computer Guy!") |
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DJ Skagnetti Made a
Movie!
or..
whats that around your neck, birthday boy?
i wrote up a concept for a
movie, and have been working very closely with Brandon
VanVleit again with his movie company Restraining
Hollywood and Ben Louis, a friend of mine, to get
everything set up. We have the basic premise done and
are starting the script and storyboards soon, and hope
to start filming in february. im very happy with the
way its turning out so far, and i think it will really
be a great movie! i will be making music for it again.
this job rocks! thanks all =) |
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DJ Skagnetti got
signed! (note: this is old news and did
not happen)
or.. wtf
just happened?
Such-A-Sum records has
signed me on. The new album should be done within the
next couple months. Very special thanks to Such-A-Sum
records for having faith in me=) |
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DJ Skagnetti played
his first show!
or.. How
one man made 300 go deaf with pure bliss
yes its true! i played my
first show on halloween. it was for the movie Up North
by Brandon VanVleit. they actually ended up using a lot
more of my music then i had previously had thought
previously. i made about 20 songs i guess in all
specifically for the movie, some like background noise
and some sad and some spooky and some that just turned
out better than i had ever imagined they would. gawd
damn i am a musical genius! not really, anyways, the
show was great, there were some great bands, then we
watched the premiere of the movie, and then more great
bands, and then i played a 42 minute set at 2 am. i
cant say it went terrific, but im just happy i got to
play my music for those lucky 7 people. i guess i may
play next at a cd release show. just a guy in the
middle of the stage, with his computer, songs
meticulously crafted, who presses play.
First Show Statistics (by
the numbers):
doors opened at: 7pm
located at: Sound
Gallery, Minneapolis, MN
setup by: Nick
approx gallons of whop
served: 10
hours fermented: 12
number of kegs drained: 8
number of people who
showed throughout the night: 200-300
number of people dressed
like E.T.: 1
artists that played:
Volvox, Coffin Cheaters, DJ Skagnetti
movie shown: Up North by
Brandon VanVleit
number of brandons parents
that sat through the entire night of having a smog
machine blow on them while wild drunken and stoned
twenty somethings trash a giant room full of half naked
women and cigarettes and profanity and very loud music:
2
time i went home: 3:30 am
(i had to work the next day grrr)
number of girls dressed as
naughty nurses and naughty french maids combined: about
20 |
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DJ Skagnetti was
propositioned for music!
Brandon
VanVliet throws a dj a bone!
A DJ at where i work,
Brandon VanVleit, decided to make a movie production
company. He needed music and asked me to create some,
so i did, about 20 songs all together. i would just
like to thank Brandon now for using my music, and im
very happy the way it turned out. Congratz on the great
flick dude! |
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DJ Skagnetti
mastered his songs!
Now I am
the Master....
i have mastered
Ancient Teachings and
Skagnetti on Skagnetti. i have also edited them and
added to/altered them in ways no man had thought
possible....
Ancient Teachings was my first time ever mastering
so it might not be that great, but better than it was,
and it doesnt sound bad by any means, just a little
too...punchy, i guess, but anyways, ill probably go back
and tone it down a notch n shit but when i have time...
my favorites:
the hot karl song, and
the office space song, and
dangerous is dangerous!
Skag on Skag was easier for me, and while i was at
it i cut some of the songs a bit cause some of them were
veeeery repetitive (more than usual, that is..) it
sounds 10 billion kajillion times better than it did
before, and i gotta hand it to myself,
Good Enough is one of my best songs ever. it
totally beat matches at the end now, its so... good...
it hurts... and
The Eclipse melts my mind every time i put the
headphones on...
i also mastered this
page's music. |
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