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             Arriving at home, 
          I had defragged my computer earlier, and it was still defragging, so I 
          waited.  When it had finished my brother checked his email and 
          then I turned it off, images of mega fast load times and having 8 
          applications running at once dancing about my head.  I opened up 
          the case, popped in the ram (there is only one way it goes in) and 
          reapplied the case.  Now, before I had installed the new ram, my 
          computer would say something along the lines of 'System completed self 
          check, computer now booting to operating system'.  but when I 
          turned on my computer, nothing popped up on the screen and the little 
          voice said, 'System Failed, CPU Test.  System Failed, CPU Test.  
          System Failed, CPU Test.'  over and over and over.  I had to 
          power it off to get rid of it.  I switched the rams around, 
          trying one then the other in the 3 separate locations, and different 
          orientations of the two, to no avail.  my computer was lost!  
          all I wanted was a to be able to watch porn, download music and create 
          web pages at the same time, and now I could do none of those nor 
          anything else, singular or plural =( 
              
          
          winter  2003 
          continues 
             I 
          looked up what it means when it says System Failed - CPU Test in the 
          ASUS motherboard catalog, and it said to call them.  By some 
          small string of luck I actually got through to a technician (see 
          below)  The first thing he tells me is that i should never mix 
          different kinds or speeds of ram.  and that my motherboard might 
          be fried.  I'm like, 'greeaaat...'  I call Best Buy and tell 
          them what had happen.  They said bring it in we'll take a look at 
          it.  First thing I did was return the ram and got the correct 
          ram, but evidently if the thing you are returning is not in the 
          package they gotta charge you 20 dollars.  On top of that, the 
          2700 was 20 bucks more.  I complained but it got me nowhere.  
          So I bring in my computer and the run a simple diagnostic on it and 
          tell me my motherboard is fried.  so I say, 'Well, what are you 
          gonna do about it?'  the manager was like, 'Excuse me?'  
          'The only reason it is fried is because you sold me the wrong kind of 
          ram.', I tell them.  They tell me the store policy:  if they 
          didn't install it, they are not  responsible for it.'  I 
          tell them that's a bunch of Bullshit, because it was their dumbfuck 
          employee who told me that it would work in my computer, and now my 
          computer is destroyed, all because I put in their crappy ram that 
          destroyed my machine that their employee told me it Would Not do and 
          it Did!  It was Their Fault!  The lady wasn't having it.  
          she pretty much ignored me and went to help another customer.  
           
          Murderous Visions flittered in my mind, taking 
          one of those carts they have and throwing it at the computer desk, or 
          driving my shitty station wagon through the front doors, or burning 
          the place down and doing a little breakdance on the ashes of this god 
          forsaken hellhole...   
             but 
          I relented.  I bent over and I took it up the ass like a good 
          customer does when dealing big crappy corporate industries like this 
          that are only in it for stealing your money and don't care who's shoes 
          and/or motherboard they step upon....  I mean what can I do? 
           
            
                                   Make a fuckin website, that's 
          what I can do.....      
          
          
          The Aftermath 
             It 
          was a pretty bad day all around, the day I 
          decided I will never shop at Best Buy again, and do everything in my 
          power to make sure the world knows of my plight and convince them to 
          not shop there as well.  I mean there's tons of other places to 
          shop - Comp USA comes to mind.  Even Circuit City... 
          I went to a place 
          on University, called Digital Nano Systems.  they checked out my 
          computer and put my processor on another motherboard.  my 
          processor worked fine on that one, and they told me it was a 98% 
          chance it was indeed my motherboard.  I told them my story of 
          Best Buy, and they said they knew how I felt. 
          Well I tried to 
          cash in on my 3 year warranty through ASUS, but every time I called I 
          got put on hold for about 10 minutes, then a guy would come on and 
          take my name and number.  I would try to tell him that I got a 
          diagnostic on it, 2 sources (1 reputable, the other being the guy from 
          Best Buy who had missing teeth and a ponytail to his knees) told me 
          that it was my motherboard and all I needed was to find out how to get 
          my 3 year warranty cashed in.  He told me to make sure to tell 
          the technician that after we go through some troubleshooting steps.... 
          I called back later and got the same guy, and he assured me that they 
          will respond within 24 hours (this has happened twice now, and even 
          though I had left my name and number, i have not received a call back, 
          and it has now been 120 hours since my last attempt)  Thanks 
          ASUS......   
             I 
          got sick of not having a computer, i had nothing to do otherwise, just 
          Shining Force for Sega Genesis, and RPG Maker for Playstation.  I 
          was going Mad!  Mad I tell You! 
             
          
          Sweet Relief 
             
          Glorious, sweet sweet CompUSA.  I went in and bought a 
          motherboard there, and the staff was knowledgeable and friendly.  
          They got me on my way quickly with a wondrous new board.  They 
          even had a 2 year in store warranty that I got along with it.  If 
          this motherboard is fried for any reason, I can just bring it back and 
          they will give me a new one, no charge, or something comparable =)  
          I told them my story of Best Buy, and that I was never going to shop 
          there again, and they said, 'That's what I like to hear!' and gave me 
          a big smile.   
             So 
          I'm back on track !hehehe! and I love it.  So My Tale is Told - 
          Don't ever shop there, you will be only let down and led around and 
          screwed over.  It is a worthless place of vile corporate greed 
          and the employees know about as much about computers as a bucket of 
          rocks.  Fuck Best Buy!   
             My 
          only regret is that when I was there I noticed that Geek 
          Squad was now a part of Best Buy.  You poor poor unfortunate 
          souls, how did they sucker you into that? 
           
 
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