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Using The Internet To Find A Discrete Relationship Is Easy.
By Dan K. O'Leary, Fri Dec 9th
You can use the internet to get laid, and I am living proof.Remember, if I can do it, you certainly can too. Now, if you arestereotyped as the eternal “nice guy”, who usually doesn’tapproach women in person or is just plain old shy, then onlinedating may be for you. Or, maybe, you are the type of girl thatevery guy you know considers “their little sister”, but secretlyyou would really like to have some fun and excitement in yourlife (Maybe even sex with a midget!) Whatever your reasons,pretty much any old loser can get set up using the internet. I’ll go into all the details of what to do once you are activeonline to meet the person of your dreams, but for now let’s lookat our options for finding your very own piece of ass. What if you just wanted sex, and nothing more? In myexperience, I’ve found that the best option for findingsomething purely physical and discrete is Adult Friend Finder.They claim to have over 12 million members, and most of thepeople on the site are legit (Meaning normal, people nextdoortypes). I went online to do searches for women seeking men in myarea, and found over 200 ready and willing women that wereinterested in nothing more than sex.
Unless you are a deformed simpleton, even you should be able tohandle those odds. Remember, AFF is for a casual hook up, or agroup sex party. When you make your profile, make sure you use adecent picture, and avoid sounding like a serial killer. Ialways post pictures of me at public activities, and alsopictures of me with my dog. Why? Because people with pets aresomehow psychologically less likely to hack someone to pieces.If you are looking to make new friends, network, and maybe get adate, then check out Myspace.com. I joined in June, and havesince added nearly 200 friends.I also added 400 potentialstalkers, but
that is an entirely different story. Some of thehighlights of include a personal blog, photo gallery,music, and literally millions of people. Once you get signed up,browse through the photo gallery to find some good lookingpeople, and send them a message. I’ve found that meeting someone online is infinitely easierthan picking up on someone in a bar. Think about it- you have acaptive audience, they get to see only what you want them toknow from your profile, and there isn’t any added outsidepressure. In terms of literally using to get laid,search for single people only, check out their photos, and sendmessages- dozens of them. If it takes 20 minutes to send 20messages, that is still about 19 more people that youpotentially connected with versus spending the same time offlinein a bar. The best first contact normally goes something like, “Wow! We both think Rocky IV is the world’s greatest movie! Wesure have a lot in common. Did you think Rocky V sucked?” Even a terrorist living in a Tora-Bora cave knows that Rocky Vwas the worst movie of all time, but by tossing out a softballquestion, you are making a response from your potential newbone-buddy that much easier. Also note that any good messageincludes two main points. One, make sure you send a compliment.Two, make a connection. By posting out that you both love RockyIV for example, you are subconsciously making that person ask,“I wonder what else we have in common”. Hopefully, you can movepast movies, and into tantric sex in a timely fashion. COMING SOON- What to do on your first date. About the author:Want to meet a “Minor Internet Celebrity?” This lovely websitegets over 1 million annual hits, which makes me feel oh sospecial. See, I’m like the jack of all trades with countlessinterests and hobbies, and I love shameless and self deprecatinghumor, and I NEVER mind being the butt of my own jokes. www.dankoleary.com
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