Tag: violent

Rick Wants Answers

Posted by – October 15, 2015

who is honking so much

Travis Miller Said I Didn’t Go To Yale

Posted by – June 3, 2015

travis miller

Afroman

Posted by – March 30, 2015

afroman

Snap Crackle Pop Rice Dick

Posted by – January 6, 2015

john balsamo2

Just a heads up, I’m still around, I know I only updated this a few times last year, but I was busy doing other stuff.  I hope to make many new posts in 2015, some stuff I’ve saved and never put up here, some Zazzle stuff, some new stuff, new music, and new thoughts and rants – it will all be coming soon!

Linked To The Violents

Posted by – July 13, 2014

linked to the violents

Dani Yates and the Ordained Pastor Scientist

Posted by – June 27, 2014

For the record, I’ve hated Sublime since 1996.  Fuck that band.

dani yates

Little Bryan Dalton

Posted by – May 6, 2014

litle bryan dalton

420 Survival Sheet

Posted by – April 21, 2014

MMYV recently took one of my suggestions and made it a reality!  They published the “April 20th Survival Sheet” on April 19th, and it got a lot of people making up their own survival guide for it.

Here’s mine:

april 20th

When People Choose Deadly Cannabis.

Posted by – March 25, 2014

when people choose deadly marijuana instead of refreshing alcohol

Originally posted here.

The Jackie Chan Game

Posted by – March 25, 2014

I’ve just invented a great new game/prank to play on everyone on facebook who is a reefer addict. As we all know, Jackie Chan is a wonderful human being who has never smoked reefers in his life. This has allowed him to become a kung-fu master and make scores of wonderful films that are pure delight for the whole family. Successful and loved by all, Jackie Chan is a true hero. This great man has also blessed the internet with one of the greatest picture macros ever. I have altered the picture just slightly to fit in with the game. Now, here’s how you play:

Step 1) Download the picture attached to this status

Step 2) Every time a reefer addict posts something anywhere on facebook, whether it’s some stupid picture that changes a well-known franchise into something having to do with weed (like Marijuana Dew instead of Mountain Dew and it has a Mountain Dew bottle with a big reefer leaf on it – stuuuupiiiiiid…), a link to one of their filthy, lying propaganda sites, or just some neanderthal gruntings they decided to spew forth and waste everybody’s time with, post the Jackie Chan picture in a photo comment in the comment thread. Don’t say anything else, just post the picture and let Jackie Chan do all the talking.

Step 3) Every time they write something after that, most likely how they’re going to murder you or your family because you don’t like marijuanas, or something racist or homophobic, just keep responding with photo comments of the Jackie Chan picture and nothing else

Step 4) Eventually all reefer addicts will realize nobody wants them here and they will all leave facebook for good! We will then be one step closer to winning the weed war!

Have fun playing this great new game, everybody!

jackie chan the fuck

Originally posted here.