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Picture Dump

Posted by – February 13, 2013

Some pictures I’ve collected to post on facebook pages and other places.  Probably 6-8 months worth, I’ve cut it down to 203 pics.  Enjoy!

The Joke Killers

Posted by – June 8, 2012

Every single “humorous” picture posted on facebook has ‘em:  Joke Killers.  They comment something trying to be funny and utterly fail.  My new wordpress page is here to recognize and celebrate these humor leeches – sucking the blood out of a joke to make themselves look funny and leaving nothing but a lifeless shell in their wake.  Why can’t they just starve to death?

The Joke Killers

 

Welcome To Costco

Posted by – January 29, 2012

When Mommas Got Her Foodstamps song

Posted by – December 17, 2011

Come on kids,
Momma’s got her foodstamps
Time to get that Faygo

Them chips and dips
And those nuts and cookies
Every dimes gotta go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go go

From Swiss Rolls to Tootsie Rolls to Star Crunches to Barbeque Sandwiches
And every day is like Christmas Day ’cause every day is Momma’s day
When momma got her foodstamps.

15 Things White Girls Love To Do On Facebook

Posted by – December 9, 2011

Who’d of thunk that This of all things would turn into a forum for racism? Well, it did – just look at those comments. WTF kind of crack are people smoking, and where can I get some!? If you have nothing better to do than turn a simple list that somebody posted to be funny (and is mostly true) into the next NAACP poster child then you should not be allowed on the internet. /rant

15 Things White Girls Love To Do On Facebook

Official Skyrim Addiction Notification

Posted by – November 17, 2011

I am officially addicted to Skyrim. Thank you so much for this game!

I’d like to start taking some screenshots and posting them here. Click the Skyrim category under Categories if you want to see just them.

Here’s the very first!

My New Profile Pic.

Posted by – September 9, 2011

I mused about this on facebook the other day at work.  Everyone was being an asshole, but I got sweet revenge in small ways here and there.  We had very few lottery tickets for sale and everybody was all fucking butthurt about it.  TCF recently took out their ATM and people have to now pay 3 dollars with our new one to take out money, plus a bank fee if any.  It just made the sun shine a little brighter and the birdies sing a little louder.

When I got home I jumped on a meme generator, made it into a Philosoraptor slogan and up’d it as my facebook profile pic.  I may never change it again…..

Shoot Bottle Rockets At The Elderly

Posted by – July 5, 2011

This 4th of July holiday don’t forget to shoot bottle rockets at the elderly.