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Rick Wants Answers

Posted by – October 15, 2015

who is honking so much

Murder Doritos

Posted by – March 25, 2014

murder everyone you see

Marijuana addicts are not only unhinged mass murderers, they speak in code.

When they say something like, “I get high all the time and I’ve only killed a bag of Doritos!” they actually mean the number of people they’ve killed. Because, cmon, who’s going to admit to hundreds of murders? They would go to jail and not be able to inject their THC Hemp Oil. Just like 420, this is another weeder code, just to let other weeders “in the know” understand how many murders they’ve committed. They like to rank each other in magazines like High Times on the most number of kills. That’s right, murder is just a game to reefer addicts.

But luckily, we have recently cracked the code! When they say, “I’ve only killed a bag of Doritos!” they mean “I’ve only killed 25-30 people.” They are a beginner, probably only smoked weed once or twice. A cheeseburger, on the other hand, is pretty high up there – at least 200 kills. Here are some of the other code words in which these sick marijuana addicts use:

Bag of Chips – 50-60 people killed
Bag of Licorice – 75-100 people killed
A Hamburger – 100-120 people killed
A Bowl Of Cereal – 150-200 people killed
A Cheeseburger – 200-250 people killed
A Pizza – over 500 confirmed kills
A Large Pizza – over 1000 confirmed kills

I hope this helps everybody to understand the violent nature of the weed addict and their sick, perverse codewords. Good day to you!
Originally posted here.

First Single

Posted by – March 2, 2013

This is the first single off my new album called “Please Insert Me” out soon!  If you like it, please like my musician page on facebook – DJ.Skagnetti (in the right-hand column.)  Thanks!!

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There Is Only Spartacus

Posted by – January 26, 2013

The first episode of season 4 premiered last night.  When Spartacus rode over the hill in slow motion I was like HOLY SHIT – JOYGASM!!  Then straight into 5 minutes of cgi arterial spray and gore, then straight into titties.  Fuck everything else, there is only Spartacus!

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Shut The Fuck Up, Neil deGrasse Tyson!

Posted by – December 21, 2012

shut the fuck up neil degrasse tyson

Is It Wrong To Be Obsessed With Felicia Day?

Posted by – December 14, 2012

Felicia Day

Is it wrong to be obsessed with Felicia Day?  I first saw her on TableTop with Wil Wheaton, and I was like who is this strange yet cute lady?  So I googled her and a music video for her show the Guild showed up as the first result.  So I watched it, and then I’m like wtf is the Guild?  So I googled that and watched the first season.  And then the second season.  Back to back, nonstop.  I was pretty surprised by how good it was, I really liked it.  I played Anarchy Online for 6 years and am currently on month 2 of playing DDO.  So I can completely relate to most of the stuff in the show.  By the middle of season 2, where she just screwed up talking to the stunt man and was doing a webcam about how her mouth always betrays her (been there), I realized I was thinking, “hey, I would treat you so wonderful you’d never feel like that again!” and then I realized,  “wow, I’m kind of obsessed with this girl….”  I realize that she’s a big star and has a million better options out there, and she’s just portraying a character, and maybe I’m just a sucker for a girl who needs a white knight, but hopefully one day I will be able to find a girl like this one.  Kind of awkward, kind of nerdy, extremely beautiful, smart, quick-witted and funny.  Post or present MMO addict a plus.  Hats off to you, Felicia Day, you are a wonderful actress and stunningly beautiful.

 

 

 

The Farmer’s Daughters

Posted by – October 15, 2012

 

Last season I, of course, noticed how gorgeous Lauren Cohan was, but after watching the first episode of season 3 I gotta say Emily Kinney is almost equally if not more beautiful.  They really  grow em grand down in the south!  I’m hoping for a great season this year, ladies, don’t let me down!

The Truth Hurts

Posted by – August 1, 2012

A quote from P.C. Hodgell:  “That Which Can Be Destroyed By The Truth Should Be.”




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“New” Free Album

Posted by – July 2, 2012

First album in 4 years, first free album in 7 years. An old album I had been working on since 2003, and then my hard drive crashed in ’09 and I lost all the files. Luckily I had uploaded a bunch of the songs to my website and found them again. Fixed em up best I could, and now I have a new free 25 song album for download – Go check it out!

The Joke Killers

Posted by – June 8, 2012

Every single “humorous” picture posted on facebook has ’em:  Joke Killers.  They comment something trying to be funny and utterly fail.  My new wordpress page is here to recognize and celebrate these humor leeches – sucking the blood out of a joke to make themselves look funny and leaving nothing but a lifeless shell in their wake.  Why can’t they just starve to death?

The Joke Killers