Posted by – February 21, 2013
And what is it we want? WE WANT YOU TO STOP FUCKING POSTING GIRL MACROS. You know the ones: A picture that contains nothing but words. No man would ever post this garbage. If he does, he’s not a man. That’s why they are to be hereby referred to from this day forth as girl macros. If you want people to read what’s on your mind and know what you’re feeling, write it out yourself. Are the people of the world becoming so lazy that they can’t even write out what they’re feeling anymore? They have to post a picture of some shitty quote, or a cunty jab at men, or something that proves they are so different from all the rest or maybe even a little bit fucked in the head so they’re a lot of fun and cool (fucked in the head doesn’t translate to fun and cool, no man knows why women think that we want that), or it’s full of remorseful sad feels? Know that every man that sees that shit rolls their eyes as hard as they fucking can. Arnold Schwarzenegger put it best: “STOP IT!”
Examples of the shit we hate:
Posted by – February 9, 2013
Today I fucked with the facebook group Being Liberal. I’ve got nothing against AC, he’s a cool dude for saving that kid, but sometimes it’s just too easy. Watch the white chick pull a race card, LOL. If you’re going to pull a race card on behalf of another race, make sure the person you’re pulling it on is actually being racist. The girl just saw what she wanted and threw out the race card and made herself look like a fool. It was worth it just for that. Then they try to turn it into a political debate, which is just stupid. Aren’t you guys burnt out from the 10,000,000 pictures and 500,000,000 lines of text you spewed forth from august to november (and I mean both of you, conservatives and liberals!) Beyond that, Being Liberal must get trolled a lot because 3 people caught on right away. *sigh* It’s a dying art form =(
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Posted by – January 27, 2013
Reach Through Screen,
Strangle Person On Other Side!
Which precisely sums up what I wish I could do when somebody posts this lowest common denominator garbage:
which are bad enough to begin with, but, by the looks of it, now the fucking illiterate are trying their hand at these cocksuckers. RTS, SPOOS!
Posted by – January 22, 2013
If these people:
1) are serious then they are fucking pathetic
2) are not serious, they are either:
a) fucking pathetic
b) wasting people’s time. fucking assholes.
c) going to sell their page with 1 million likes to a band, artist, politician or some other group who are too lazy to generate their own fanbase. fucking assholes.
Join my facebook group http://www.facebook.com/Anti1MillionLikes dedicated to despising this bullshit. This is a trend that needs to end now.
Posted by – January 2, 2013
This made me cringe. Ever see Idiocracy? That shit isn’t going to happen 500 years in the future. It’s happening now.
Posted by – December 20, 2012
This year, why not make a really good New Year’s Resolution for once in your life? Make an oath to yourself, and to the internet, that you will stop posting these bullshit hallmark happy-go-lucky sugar-coated lowest-common-denominator make-everyone-happy waste-of-time fucking cocksucker macros on facebook or anywhere else! If you are the type of person who has to define themselves by retarded quotes then you are exactly the type of person who is nothing like those quotes. Why not make up your own quotes, why not make up your own definition of yourself? Nobody wants to read this shit, nobody cares, nobody thinks it’s sweet or cute or funny or amazing or a life-changer, it’s not going to make a difference in anyone’s day except waste 10-30 seconds of their life, 10-30 seconds that they’ll never get back! YOU ARE ACTUALLY DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD! What does it take for you motherfuckers to understand? So, please, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, have a macro intervention for a loved one, somebody who you know is making these, or even an intervention for yourself if you can’t stop posting these. MAKE A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION THAT WILL HELP EVERYONE!