The first episode of season 4 premiered last night. When Spartacus rode over the hill in slow motion I was like HOLY SHIT – JOYGASM!! Then straight into 5 minutes of cgi arterial spray and gore, then straight into titties. Fuck everything else, there is only Spartacus!
Last season I, of course, noticed how gorgeous Lauren Cohan was, but after watching the first episode of season 3 I gotta say Emily Kinney is almost equally if not more beautiful. They really grow em grand down in the south! I’m hoping for a great season this year, ladies, don’t let me down!
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