Tag: rant

The Anti-1 Million Likes Group

Posted by – January 22, 2013

If these people:

1)  are serious then they are fucking pathetic

2)  are not serious, they are either:

a)  fucking pathetic

b)  wasting people’s time.  fucking assholes.

c)  going to sell their page with 1 million likes to a band, artist, politician or some other group who are too lazy to generate their own fanbase.  fucking assholes.

Join my facebook group http://www.facebook.com/Anti1MillionLikes dedicated to despising this bullshit.  This is a trend that needs to end now.

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*facepalm*

/rant

Alex Jones

Posted by – January 9, 2013

So what if he yelled a bit?  Quit fucking crying about it.  “Derp the news told me something so now that’s how I feel.” – that’s you.

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Ring In The New Year Right

Posted by – December 20, 2012

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This year, why not make a really good New Year’s Resolution for once in your life? Make an oath to yourself, and to the internet, that you will stop posting these bullshit hallmark happy-go-lucky sugar-coated lowest-common-denominator make-everyone-happy waste-of-time fucking cocksucker macros on facebook or anywhere else! If you are the type of person who has to define themselves by retarded quotes then you are exactly the type of person who is nothing like those quotes. Why not make up your own quotes, why not make up your own definition of yourself? Nobody wants to read this shit, nobody cares, nobody thinks it’s sweet or cute or funny or amazing or a life-changer, it’s not going to make a difference in anyone’s day except waste 10-30 seconds of their life, 10-30 seconds that they’ll never get back! YOU ARE ACTUALLY DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD! What does it take for you motherfuckers to understand? So, please, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, have a macro intervention for a loved one, somebody who you know is making these, or even an intervention for yourself if you can’t stop posting these. MAKE A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION THAT WILL HELP EVERYONE!

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/rant

Girls Who Post About Girls

Posted by – August 7, 2012

What do you see when you see these 2 girls?  This is from a site called Quote Portal, which is basically a bunch of 13 year olds whining about how hard life is and posting stupid quotes.  The concept is you post something, people like it or don’t like it, and then it ranks the quotes according to likes.  So somebody posted this picture today with the caption, “Too much make up = LIKE. Normal = COMMENT.” – which of course, even though explained in the simplest textspeak english that even the dumbest teenager could understand, people couldn’t just follow the ‘rules’ and like it if they didn’t like the appearance of these 2 girls, and by people I mean girls.  They just had to jot down their cunty opinion too, couldn’t just like it and leave it at that, no!  “I’ve got to say something about this!” said the cunty girls.  Here are some comment walls of said cunty opinions, just some of the over 2300 comments left in the last 11 hours, and I’m not blanking out the names, these girls deserve to be remembered forever as the cunts they are:

Now granted, there were a smattering of guys here and there, and a few girls who did actually offer positive remarks (I wonder if that hurts them physically?), and I’m wondering if there was kind of a “jump on the bandwagon” kind of mentality going on here?  Like cuntiness attracts more cuntiness – “Ohhhh, what that girl said was a pretty good cunty remark, and, even though she is an ugly whore whom I’ve never met but really hate almost as much as these two blonde hookers, I’m going let that set the bar for my cunty remark, except my comment will be way better than hers.”  Otherwise I pretty much went in order, left to right, 1-8, I skipped some bullshit advertising (brilliant product placement idea, fuckface), and a couple times where guys commented more than girls (just to keep a theme) – they were mostly like “I would totally fuck them and cum in them and stuff” anyways (like most dumb fucking guys do on pictures of girls, no matter what they look like) plus the guys who mostly say the same things as the girls do were probably just saying that in the off chance that they would get to fuck one of them someday (which is the normal motivation for most guys who always agree with girls and take the girl’s side.)

Beyond that small disclaimer (and the *very few* nice girl opinions) this is a fine example of how girls really are.  Disturbing, to say the least.  What the fuck is wrong with people?  Who the fuck are you cunts to say anything?  What in your head makes it right to comment so negatively on two girls whom you’ve never met, will most likely never ever meet, know nothing about, and will probably never see again?  You are on the internet so you think you are anonymous?  You aren’t anonymous, and now everybody can see you and what you said.  I hope a billion people come here and see your cunty remark and remember your name and picture and one day meet you on the street and shout “CUNT!” in your face.  Because that’s what you are.  If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all, which translates to never talk again.

Let me put it another way:  when was the last time you saw two thousand plus dudes commenting negatively on another dude’s picture (not counting Justin Bieber, he’s not a dude anyways, he’s some sort of alien hermaphrodite.)  Yes I just said a cunty remark about Justin Bieber, but he’s Justin Bieber.  Musicians, while people too, are celebrities, and, along with sport stars, actors and politicians, have to take a lot of shit just because they are in the spotlight all the time and, face it, you just can’t make everyone in the world like you.  I don’t know Justin Bieber, I know I don’t like his music, beyond that I don’t give two fucks about him, and wouldn’t go out of my way to comment something mean about his appearance.  Well, beyond this blog post hahaha.  For some reason dudes just hate Bieber, so I thought it would be relevant to exempt him from the choices.  But I digress… My point is is that these two blonde girls are 2 nobodies that none of these people know, who commented on their status just out of pure malice when they were supposed to *only comment* if they liked them, or, according to the description, thought they were “Normal”, whatever the fuck normal means.  And out of those 2300+ comments, I’d say 85-90% of them were girls posting negative comments.

One thing to note is that I believe these are Halloween costumes that the two blonde girls were planning on going as.  Which, if true, makes the girls who commented even more cuntacious because it’s not even what they look like normally!

Another thing that blows my mind, and is well-demonstrated by a comment thread like this,  is how stupid and unoriginal people really are.  jesus christ – way to kill the Oompa Loompa joke – “DERP DERP OOMPA LOOMPA DERP!” (which, according to IMDB and other sources, is the correct way to spell it – if you’re going to kill a joke like that at least spell the character you are referencing correctly.)  Also –  “They look like they glow in the dark/put a blacklight on them I bet they glow.” – how does that even make sense?  And –  “They looked like they rolled around in Doritos/Cheetos.” – which, yes, they kind of do look like that, but then again – shut the fuck up.  “Whores/sluts” – who the fuck are you, bitch, to say anything about people you know absolutely nothing about?  I mean why even bother?!?

I’m no psychologist, but negative behavior like this can’t be good for you.  Analyzing it, I want to say they are jealous/envious of these girls?  They know these girls probably get a lot of attention, which they probably don’t get, and therefore have to talk shit to try and get them down to their level?  It’s all about competition for a man to get them pregnant so they can pass their genes on to a new generation and their bloodline survives while others fail?  And by talking shit they might fool the ‘good’ man that would normally go after these girls into getting them pregnant instead?  Wow, it must be really fucked up to live your life continuously competing to lay on your back and spread your legs for the best possible genetic makeup you can find so he can ejaculate inside you and the next generation is born.

All in all, kudos to those who said some actual positive things in this fucking idiotic facebook thread.  And fuck off and die to those cunts who can’t keep their mouths shut without something degrading spouting out of it.  I hope your genetic code goes Nowhere, so one day my kids, if I even want to bring kids into this world after seeing shit like this, don’t have to listen to your cunty kids spout off bullshit on whatever social media site everybody uses in the future.

/rant

Right On, Sista!!!

Posted by – May 8, 2012


RIGHT ON SISTA! Gawd I hate this recycled, dumb-down, lowest-common-denominator, get-everyone-on-the-bandwagon-because-it’s-so-easy-to-agree-with-therefore-I’m-gonna-like-it-and-share-it-because-I-just-know-some-of-my-friends-if-not-all-of-my-friends-can-agree-with-this hallmark greeting card bullshit!!! The Top 40 of macros, ladies and gentlemen. We get it: You have terrible taste in men and only date assholes. Maybe change that. Or stfu. /rant

Unfunny People In The World: STOP TRYING

Posted by – February 28, 2012

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-february-23-2012/indecision-2012—three-men-and-a-white-haired-man-baby

Please watch the above clip of the Daily Show.  In it John pretty much makes fun of the candidates in a typical John Stewart way, with some good parody photos to accompany his wit (“The Bra-Shank Redemption” – classic!)

Well, the fine people at comedy central posted this clip on the Daily Show facebook page, which is where I go to watch the Daily Show.  I no longer watch full episodes, I don’t watch tv so I never catch it there, I don’t really want to see most of his guests, so I just pick and choose and skim over clips on their facebook page, usually when I’m eating or just taking a break after a prolonged interwebz session usually consisting of me either zazzling, facebooking, pintresting, soundclouding, websiting, youtubing, 4chaning, nerding out on some meme site, or masturbating, or a combination of all.  Yes, I have internet ADD.

For some reason I decided to take a gander at the comments on this one.  About halfway down the stream, some chick named Hope Stout Rogers posts “The gloom and doom guy’s one word description of himself is “cheerful”? Really? He scares me!” which, in case she missed it, was what the ENTIRE LAST COUPLE JOKES THAT JOHN DID WERE ABOUT, without actually saying something completely stupid like “The gloom and doom guy’s one word description of himself is “cheerful”? Really? He scares me!”

I highly believe that people should not be allowed to comment on pages like the Daily Show facebook page, because anything they say will either be a terrible pun involving what happened on the show, a joke where they try really hard to be funny but completely fucking fail at it, or, as with the case of Hope Stout Rogers,  just something plain retarded.  Look, the people of the Daily Show – John Stewart, the comedians that play anchors on the show, and the writers of the show – ARE MOTHERFUCKING PROFESSIONALS!  Which is Why they are on that show to begin with.  BECAUSE THEY ARE THAT FUCKING GOOD AT BEING FUNNY!  Everybody else, especially the people who try to be funny in comments on a facebook profile, are a GREAT DEAL LESS FUNNY THAN THE PROFESSIONALS ON THE DAILY SHOW.  Therefore – DON’T TRY TO OUTDO ANYTHING THEY DID, BECAUSE YOU WILL FUCKING FAIL AT IT HARD!!!!  And, most times, look like a complete fucking moron and/or fool.  Like Hope Stout Rogers, although I don’t think she was trying to be funny, she is just that fucking stupid that she didn’t get that that was what the ENTIRE LAST FEW JOKES WERE ABOUT, so she felt compelled to jot down a stupid fucking opinion and make an ass out of herself by showing everyone that she has no clue what is going on when it comes to the humor of the Daily Show, and probably most things that go on in the world, for that matter.

I mean what would make a person want to write something as fucking stupid as “The gloom and doom guy’s one word description of himself is “cheerful”? Really? He scares me!”  She obviously watched the whole video clip because that was at the very end.  But did she miss the other jokes, the other cracks at it, the big build to the final joke???  Let’s break down why the final jokes were funny, shall we?

John Stewart says that Newt Gingrich is, pretty much what Hope said, “a doom and gloom guy.”  Which is why, after the montage of all the “doom and gloom” shit that Newt says, it cuts back to John wearing a heavy-duty gas mask.  As in:  “All that ‘doom and gloom’ shit I just saw in that Newt Gingrich montage scared me so much that I put on this gas mask because I think something horrible is going to happen after all that ‘doom and gloom’ shit that Gingrich just said.”  Therein lies the joke, you see?  Scary Gingrich montage, cut to John wearing a gas mask.  Now, right before the ‘doom and gloom’ montage, all the other candidates said one word that sums their personalities up.  All but Newt.  So there’s this huge build-up to the final joke:  ‘doom and gloom’ montage, cut to John wearing a gas mask as in he’s afraid because of all the ‘doom and gloom’ shit Newt was saying, and then comes the final joke of the clip:  What one word will Gingrich use to sum himself up??  You might think “frightened”, “sad”, “worried”, “disheartened”, or something equally as grim as Everything he just said in the ‘doom and gloom’ montage.  But no, he goes the completely opposite direction and says, “Cheerful.”  Which might of been stated ironically after all the ‘doom and gloom’ shit he spouted out, or maybe he genuinely thinks he’s cheerful?  Who knows?  But the fact of the matter is is that he didn’t say what you’d expect, a word that would be equally as gloomy as everything he said in that big montage of all bad stuff that he said, he said something completely opposite of that:  Cheerful.  Which is why John Stewart gives a “I GIVE UP” look and just walks off the stage, something that he usually does quite well, but this just didn’t really live up to his usual John Stewart standards… it was still good, but not spot on like usual… but I digress.

The point of this whole rant is that there was a whole series of well-calculated clips and jokes leading up to this very last joke, and it served it’s purpose, it kept your attention, it didn’t give itself away too badly, and it had a quick resolution, one of those jokes that drives the whole build-up to it home.  A well-played effort indeed on behalf of the writers of the Daily Show.  Not one of their best of all time, but good nonetheless.

But the problem that comes about is when people try to fucking be funny in the comments on something that was already funny.  Like the Daily Show will offer them a fucking job if they crack some quip that any retarded 8-year-old could come up with.

Or somebody who says something that is “stream-of-thought.”  Somebody like Hope with her amazing analysis, “The gloom and doom guy’s one word description of himself is “cheerful”? Really? He scares me!”  Did you just think of that precisely 1 second before you wrote that?  Is it just an afterthought?  Or are you actually trying to be funny there?  I mean that is such a simple bullshit comment, how could you possibly think that is funny?  I generally don’t like the “really?  who does that?!?” category of jokes.  It usually reflects people who aren’t funny but try to be.  They can’t think of anything witty or anything off the wall or anything to make the joke better, so they state the obvious defect in a person and says, “who does that?”  “That baby cried for 7 hours straight!  Really?  Who does that?!?” – to which the answer is:  a baby.  “That guy picked his nose and ate the booger.  Really?  Who does that?!?” – the answer is:  that guy.  “I wore a dress to a party that this girl was at, and she asked where I got it, and then at the next party she was wearing the exact same dress that I was wearing at the other party!  Really?  Who does that?!?” – the answer is:  that girl.  You see what I’m getting at here?  That line of jokes shines a big fucking spotlight on their sense of humor, as in, they don’t motherfucking have one and should never pretend like they do have one because the only thing that’s going to come out is some dumbed-down idiocy.  Just don’t do it.  Say No to the “Who does that?”

I guess my point is:  Unfunny people in the world:  STOP TRYING!  Especially on something that is already the pinnacle of the comedy world, or at least very very close.  Because that is what the Daily Show is.  Sure, they have a few misses here and there, but for every miss they have 100 hits.  People who are not comedians usually have 100 misses and, maybe if they’re lucky, 1 hit.  The Daily Show has been around for 10+ years.  Doing the same thing, day in and day out.  They have it down to a science.  They have the best writers, the best comedians, they get to pick and choose everything that is the best, which makes them the best.  You are just one person, and, as hard as it is to believe, anything you say will not be anywhere near as close to as funny as what they say.  And with a show like that, you need to trump the funny that was going on in that segment, or it just won’t even register in people’s heads and they will either just totally ignore what you said or think you are a big fat fucking fucktard.  Like Hope.

In case you were wondering if I replied to it trying to be funny, I actually did the opposite, I replied to it calling Hope out on being Not Funny:  “Every day I thank whatever higher power there is that people like Hope Stout Rogers are there to completely ruin a joke by taking it seriously and trying to make into a joke themselves, such as “The gloom and doom guy’s one word description of himself is “cheerful”? Really? He scares me!”, and, by doing so, completely reiterates what the joke was to begin with. Only in a not funny way. Great work, Hope Stout….”  Which I personally think is funny, and if somebody else wrote that, I would be all, “Holy shit, *whoever that person is* completely fucking nailed it on that one.  God I hate unfunny people trying to be funny.”

Anyways, hopefully this will open Hope’s eyes, and hopefully maybe a few others, that they should just keep their mouths fucking shut and not reply to Everything on the web because they have an opinion or a thought that they feel everyone else in the world should know about.

/rant.

15 Things White Girls Love To Do On Facebook

Posted by – December 9, 2011

Who’d of thunk that This of all things would turn into a forum for racism? Well, it did – just look at those comments. WTF kind of crack are people smoking, and where can I get some!? If you have nothing better to do than turn a simple list that somebody posted to be funny (and is mostly true) into the next NAACP poster child then you should not be allowed on the internet. /rant

15 Things White Girls Love To Do On Facebook

Best Buy Sucks!!

Posted by – September 8, 2011

Best Buy Sucks!!.  Google Best Buy Sucks.  My site is the #1 result.  HAHA, sublime vindication.

I made this site 8 years ago because I was pissed off at best buy for selling me bad RAM and assuring me that it would work with my computer.  Sure it was some stupid kid that told me this.  Sure I should of listened to my friend who said it probably wouldn’t work.  I didn’t listen, it was kinda my fault.  But evidently I’m not the only one who has been fucked over, and, almost immediately after I put up the comments section on the site several years ago, other people started going to this site to leave comments telling others their stories.  Yes, others have had received way worse than I ever did.  I am happy for the ones that got justice.  I am sad for the ones that never got payback.  Never again will I shop there, personally, because of what happened to me and the bullshit I went through.  There’s not even a best buy close to me, and Microcenter is only a 20 minute drive from my apartment =)

The best is when people who are either actual best buy employees or people who are just trolling try and get all mad and tell us off.  Tell us off in a shitty comments section on a shitty site that was made 8 years ago….  It’s gold.

Do you have a story about how best buy has screwed you?  Go leave it in the comments section =)  Or go and read the stories from other people.  If you get a chance, use the add this button at the top and share the site.  Thanks!

/rant

 

I Don’t Like Rap Music

Posted by – August 2, 2011

I don’t like rap music. Why? I dunno, I just don’t like it. I don’t vibe with it. I don’t feel it in my heart. I listened to it in the early 90s when it was all controversial and dirty and badass, like Ice T, Ice Cube, Cypress Hill, Big Daddy Kane, Slick Rick, Master P, NWA, 2 Live Crew and a host of others that either crashed and burned or became stars of shitty kids comedies. My friend got me into Wu-Tang in 95 and we would get stoned and listen to them and play Twisted Metal until the sun came up (I recently rediscovered them when Wugazi came out, if you haven’t heard it, I highly recommend it – download here.) A different group of friends and I listened to the Marshall Mathers cd in 2000-2001 a bunch, I don’t know why, just clicked with us, and we played it at dance parties we had in our basement, and everyone else seemed to enjoy it, so we did too. I was way into punk rock then, but that cd was great, like the “punk rock” of rap. I liked his newest one Recovery but I only listened to it a couple times and then lost interest.

A couple of my friends really like Odd Future and the derivatives thereof, they are all right. Just saw them at Pitchfork and they put on an awesome show. One of em (i don’t know their names) had a broken leg and he staged dived into the crowd. I immediately thought, “oh, you could really hurt somebody with that cast!” and then had to take a step back and see if I hadn’t turned into my mother. “WTF did I just think?” i thought to myself, LOL – I must be getting old. But I also at the same time thought that shit was cool (it was a 50/50 split :P) Overall they put on a great show, it was one of the best we saw at Pitchfork that weekend. Beyond that, really haven’t heard anything good in the last 10 years.

I, of course, haven’t really been trying either. I was all punk rock for about 5 years into the century and then all of a sudden had a shift in tastes and went electronica. I started making electronica myself in 2001, so I just gradually transitioned into it. I think electronica is a natural extension of punk rock. I mean what is punk rock? A bunch of music nobody likes that is loud and doesn’t sound like mainstream bullshit. What is electronica? A bunch of music that nobody likes that is loud and doesn’t sound like mainstream bullshit. Mick Jones was in the band the Clash. They are thought of by many to be one of the first punk bands, maybe less than the Ramones and the Sex Pistols, but one of the first nonetheless. He was dismissed in 1983 from the Clash and went on to form Big Audio Dynamite, which is thought of by many to be one of the first uses of “techno”, ie dancey type music mixed with guitars, keyboards, and samples, ie electronica. Very young electronica (it aint no Skrillex), but electronica nonetheless.

But rap music turned down a different path, infiltrated every aspect of society, and is now just as mainstream as Justin Beiber, or how Britany Spears, the Backstreet Boys, or Christina Aguilera were 5-10 years ago. You turn on a top 40 station and you hear more rap than singing. You hear collaborations everywhere, pop singers who have a rapper come in for a 30 second rap and then it drops back into the chorus. Snoop Dog is notorious for that shit. I can’t stand it. I can’t stand top 40 music to begin with, though. Music for fucking 12-year-olds that nobody disagrees with. Except me.

I mean, rap music was Hated 20 years ago. People Hated it. That was part of the appeal, I think. “Not your mom and dad’s music!” Old people hated it, and that was ok with us kids. But there was a lot to hate back then in their lyrics – slappin bitches, pimpin, drug use, drug money, killing motherfuckers, killing cops – Ice T’s Copkiller, oh man that pissed a lot of people off. We blasted that shit every chance we got.

Now it’s all about feelings and how much money they have made in a legal and respectable manner. Before it was like “savage”, raw, powerful. Now it’s all pussyfied. Odd Future takes me back to that raw, fuck-with-your-senses feeling of the early 90s gangster rap, they are very enjoyable.

I have a lot of friends who love rap. They post fucking youtube videos all over facebook every chance they get. I can’t stand it. I don’t think I watched one of the videos they post, because I know it’s gonna be some lame ass Atmosphere video or whatever other Minneapolis rapper has caught the attention of the sheeple lately. “OH I’M SO GA-GA OVER ATMOSPHERE – THEY REALLY DESERVE EVERYTHING THEY GOT – THEY ARE THE BEST RAPPERS – MINNEAPOLIS REPRESENT!” I just can’t get into them. Can’t stand them is a better way to put it. Can’t relate to them is an even better way.

I would never go out and intentionally buy a rap CD. I’d rather spend 20 dollars on food or cigarettes or other drugs. I wouldn’t even waste my time downloading a rap CD. I would never listen to it on my computer at home while I was working on stuff or playing games, and I wouldn’t waste a CD-R burning it because there’s only 2 places I’d listen to a CD-R: in my car and at work. In my car I would never listen to rap music for the mere fact of those assholes that pull up in those giant SUVs with ‘blingin’ rims blasting that shit like they own the earth. Nobody wants to hear your fucking cookie cutter bullshit blowing out their eardrums, assholes. I don’t give a fuck how much their lives parallel yours. Fuck off! I wouldn’t listen to it at work because I work in customer service and there’s kids coming through. And since rappers can’t go 4 1/2 minutes without profanity that pretty much means that shit’s off limits. “Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Motherfucker Fuck” – fuck off. Really every other word has to be fuck? C’mon. I can’t play your shit now, douchebags. I’m not even gonna bother trying to play the ones where you say fuck only once and hope there’s no kids or others that don’t need or want to hear that shit when you say it.

Even if I have an electronica CD, one where they do 1 collaboration with a rapper, 1 song on the whole CD that has rap on it. Guess which one has 40 fucks? Guess which one it is? That’s Right! You guessed it! The fucking one with the fucking rap collab. Thanks, guess I’ll just be hurriedly lashing out at the cd player to punch the ‘Next’ arrow to skip your fucking bullshit track every time it comes on. That sucks – the rest of the CD rules, but you gotta fucking ruin it with your bullshit about how many bitches you fuck because you smoke the greatest endo.

That’s another thing that annoys me. Every person that listens to rap has gotta smoke the dankest green known to man. And they gotta talk about it and wear weed tshirts and just announce it to the world that they smoke weed. Half the people that pull up blasting rap music at where I work come through reeking of skunk. Fucking idiots. Oh, and don’t forget to roll it up in a blizunt – way to waste 30-50 dollars worth of weed in one sitting, you stupid motherfuckers.

And then there’s the white kids who think they’re gangster rappers. Hey – you’re not gangster rappers. There’s nothing else you can identify with? You had to choose rap music? You live in the fucking suburbs with your mom and dad. Then there’s the way people who listen to rap talk. I don’t want to say they talk ‘black’ or anything, but they do have a specific kind of vernacular, a way of speaking, a drawl to their words, and key buzzwords, ‘ebonics’ – i would be offended by the word ‘ebonics’ if i was a black guy, but that’s just me – but that’s how they talk. Let me put it another way: Think of the ‘whitest’ white guy you know, and then think of the ‘blackest’ black guy you know – do they speak the same way? Chances are No they don’t. What I’m getting at by over-explaining how black people talk is that most of the white people try to prove themselves by talking even more ‘black’ then they do. It’s fucking ridiculous! Like the black people who are way into rap won’t accept you unless you talk ‘blacker’ then they do? I mean they can do whatever they want to do. But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to ridicule them into the ground because they sound like total bafoons.

I even had a white kid pull a race card for his black friend. He jumped to his aid by playing a race card against me. I had ID’d him because he wanted a blizunt, and the black guy didn’t say a word and went to pull out his license. And then the white kid chimed in, “Ay Yo that’s bullshit yo, cardin my boy. You some sort of racist?” The black guy looked at me like, “I’m sorry about this guy saying that.” I told that white punk it’s my fucking job and if he didn’t like it he can go fuck himself. He got all tough with me so I called the cops. It’s funny, when you say you’re going to call the cops people always say the same thing, “YAH YOU GO AHEAD AND CALL THE COPS!” And I call the cops and start describing what they look like over the phone. They hover there for a few seconds and then swiftly walk out the door. Ok, seeya!

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t care what race you are. Some black people are really cool. Some of them are real fucking assholes. White people are the same way, some are cool, some fucking suck. It’s the same with all people, and I subscribe to the Reverse Golden Rule: If you are nice to me, I’m nice to you. If you are an asshole, you can go fuck yourself. I’m not gonna sit here and try to prove that I’m not a racist, so if you’re gonna play some race card on me you can go fist your mother. I don’t fall for that shit, flounder and fall all over myself to appease the pissed off guy/gal and try to prove to them that I’m not a racist. If that’s what you want to think, fine, fuck you.

Anyways that’s my rant on rap music. If you don’t like it, fuck you.

/rant