Some pictures I’ve collected to post on facebook pages and other places. Probably 6-8 months worth, I’ve cut it down to 203 pics. Enjoy!
Tag: posting
ecards
Posted by – June 8, 2012
I used to think these were kind of funny. Like 6 fucking months ago. They were witty at times (6 months ago), off-the-wall, come-at-you-from-nowhere at other times (6 months ago.) Some were a little bit offensive (6 months ago), some used just the right amount of swearing (6 months ago.) And I like the style of art the pictures use – solid color with old-timey looking vector art. But lately it seems that every single person on facebook, especially (quote on quote) humor groups have figured out that these are a (quote on quote) good solution when they run out of actual funny stuff. Which, it seems, they run out of actual funny stuff a lot. “Hrm, can’t scour google images or macro sites hard enough to find anything good, so I’ll just post another ecard so people still think I’m funny.” Look, it’s simple: if you’re going to make a humor group on facebook (or anywhere), make sure you have the following things accounted for:
1) You’re funny enough to make your own funny shit.
2) You’re good enough with the interwebz to know how to look for funny things, ie, things that are actually funny.
3) Make sure you add other people who are funny to pick up the slack, or all the slack if you’re not funny. But if you’re not funny, then you shouldn’t have made a “humor group”, now should you?
4) Delete your fucking ecard fap folder for fucks sake. Last thing people want is to be bombarded by another 10-20 ecard posts a day.
Thanks.
/rant
Making My Own ‘Repost This’ Posts on FaceBook
Posted by – August 19, 2011
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I am a clown with a clown shoe up my ass.
Life may have a it’s balloon animals and
dancing elephants, but, in the end, I can’t
go see them because it hurts when I
sit on the bleachers because I have a
gigantic shoe in my ass. Repost this
if you are a clown with a clown shoe
up your ass.
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I am a gigantic killer robot who is destroying all life on the planet. Sure, I may
kill innocent men, women and children and drink their blood to fuel my biocells
and use their bone marrow to grease my joints. Sure, I may of evaporated all the Earth’s oceans and scorched the sky to pitch black. But I just wanna be loved. Repost this if you are a gigantic killer robot who just wants to be loved.
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I am a gigantic killer robot who is destroying all life on the planet. Sure, I may
kill innocent men, women and children and drink their blood to fuel my biocells
and use their bone marrow to grease my joints. Sure, I may of evaporated all the Earth’s oceans and scorched the sky to pitch black. But I just wanna be loved. Repost this if you are a gigantic killer robot who just wants to be loved.
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I have a prosthetic arm that has melted in
a fire and I’m too poor to get a new one.
It kinda just hangs there, like when you pull
taffy just far enough so it stays together but
it’s like all thin in the middle and has big
clumps on either end. Repost if you have a
prosthetic arm that hangs like taffy.
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I have an ear growing on my penis.
It doesn’t do anything, it just sticks
out like a normal ear, just on my
penis instead of my head. I can’t,
like, hear any better, or anything.
I tried yelling into it to see, but, as
hard as I try, I just can’t reach it.
Repost this if you have an earpenis.
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I am a naughty french maid. All those
movies you’ve seen on the internet?
Yah, I do that shit. I am such a slut.
Is there something you need.. ahem..
dusted? Repost this if you, too, are
a dirty, slutty, naughty french maid
who excels at making house cleaning
sexual innuendo.
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