And what is it we want? WE WANT YOU TO STOP FUCKING POSTING GIRL MACROS. You know the ones: A picture that contains nothing but words. No man would ever post this garbage. If he does, he’s not a man. That’s why they are to be hereby referred to from this day forth as girl macros. If you want people to read what’s on your mind and know what you’re feeling, write it out yourself. Are the people of the world becoming so lazy that they can’t even write out what they’re feeling anymore? They have to post a picture of some shitty quote, or a cunty jab at men, or something that proves they are so different from all the rest or maybe even a little bit fucked in the head so they’re a lot of fun and cool (fucked in the head doesn’t translate to fun and cool, no man knows why women think that we want that), or it’s full of remorseful sad feels? Know that every man that sees that shit rolls their eyes as hard as they fucking can. Arnold Schwarzenegger put it best: “STOP IT!”
Examples of the shit we hate:
Here are some popular items in my store. Click any of the pics to see the top 90.
This year, my 5th on Zazzle, has been my most successful year yet! If you are one of the fantastic individuals who has bought something from me this year or in the past years, thank you very much! The money I make on Zazzle goes to a good cause – Me, and into the making of my music. I hope to add some keyboards and chaos pads to my music in the near future, and any sales I make is certainly helping me to reach my goals. Also, I’m hugely in debt due to working the last 15 years at shit jobs, lol.
For those of you that have never seen my stores: I try to make things that please and offend, that are funny, witty, cynical, that make people think, or are just plain weird. I like to make a lot of abstract art, so there’s plenty of that sprinkled in. Weighing in at almost 30,000 products for BlackOgre Online SuperStore alone there’s surely something you’d like! If you have a chance, please visit my stores, and, if you would be so kind, help me out. I truly appreciate my fans, or anyone that looks at my stuff for that matter. I’m just a speck in the big internet universe after all, to get you to come to my blog or my store, just to appear at all on google results, has been a long and arduous task. I really do appreciate you all coming here. Thankssomuch!
I mused about this on facebook the other day at work. Everyone was being an asshole, but I got sweet revenge in small ways here and there. We had very few lottery tickets for sale and everybody was all fucking butthurt about it. TCF recently took out their ATM and people have to now pay 3 dollars with our new one to take out money, plus a bank fee if any. It just made the sun shine a little brighter and the birdies sing a little louder.
When I got home I jumped on a meme generator, made it into a Philosoraptor slogan and up’d it as my facebook profile pic. I may never change it again…..