Tag: picture

New PinUpz Watches (22 Different Girls!)

Posted by – August 7, 2013

http://www.zazzle.com/vintage_pinup_girl_original_coloring_1_watch-256607953777047650?CMPN=addthis&lang=en&rf=238574828493244142

http://www.zazzle.com/vintage_pinup_girl_original_coloring_1_watch-256607953777047650?CMPN=addthis&lang=en&rf=238574828493244142.

All Pinup Items.

 

Ladies: Men All Over The World Want This

Posted by – February 21, 2013

And what is it we want?  WE WANT YOU TO STOP FUCKING POSTING GIRL MACROS.  You know the ones:  A picture that contains nothing but words.  No man would ever post this garbage.  If he does, he’s not a man.  That’s why they are to be hereby referred to from this day forth as girl macros.   If you want people to read what’s on your mind and know what you’re feeling, write it out yourself.  Are the people of the world becoming so lazy that they can’t even write out what they’re feeling anymore?  They have to post a picture of some shitty quote, or a cunty jab at men, or something that proves they are so different from all the rest or maybe even a little bit fucked in the head so they’re a lot of fun and cool (fucked in the head doesn’t translate to fun and cool, no man knows why women think that we want that), or it’s full of remorseful sad feels?  Know that every man that sees that shit rolls their eyes as hard as they fucking can.  Arnold Schwarzenegger put it best:  “STOP IT!”

Examples of the shit we hate:

/rant

Popular Items For The End Of 2012

Posted by – December 19, 2012

Here are some popular items in my store.  Click any of the pics to see the top 90.

 

This year, my 5th on Zazzle, has been my most successful year yet! If you are one of the fantastic individuals who has bought something from me this year or in the past years, thank you very much! The money I make on Zazzle goes to a good cause – Me, and into the making of my music. I hope to add some keyboards and chaos pads to my music in the near future, and any sales I make is certainly helping me to reach my goals. Also, I’m hugely in debt due to working the last 15 years at shit jobs, lol.

For those of you that have never seen my stores: I try to make things that please and offend, that are funny, witty, cynical, that make people think, or are just plain weird. I like to make a lot of abstract art, so there’s plenty of that sprinkled in. Weighing in at almost 30,000 products for BlackOgre Online SuperStore alone there’s surely something you’d like! If you have a chance, please visit my stores, and, if you would be so kind, help me out. I truly appreciate my fans, or anyone that looks at my stuff for that matter. I’m just a speck in the big internet universe after all, to get you to come to my blog or my store, just to appear at all on google results, has been a long and arduous task. I really do appreciate you all coming here. Thankssomuch!

Shocked Little Bear

Posted by – December 13, 2011

Shocked Little Bear, the little bear that’s shocked!

 

 

 

 

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My New Profile Pic.

Posted by – September 9, 2011

I mused about this on facebook the other day at work.  Everyone was being an asshole, but I got sweet revenge in small ways here and there.  We had very few lottery tickets for sale and everybody was all fucking butthurt about it.  TCF recently took out their ATM and people have to now pay 3 dollars with our new one to take out money, plus a bank fee if any.  It just made the sun shine a little brighter and the birdies sing a little louder.

When I got home I jumped on a meme generator, made it into a Philosoraptor slogan and up’d it as my facebook profile pic.  I may never change it again…..

Welcome to Massachusetts, PREPARE TO DIE!

Posted by – August 26, 2011

Well it started with somebody posting the Vague Status Update that somebody else had posted in their newsfeed on FaceBook:

“A newfound interest in Massachusetts

22 hours ago·”

to which people left the following comments:

– A**** A****:  Great place to bring the newfies.

-Me:  great place to start a forest fire.

-E**** S****:  Love the weather!

-E**** S****:  And the landscape!

-Me:  I really like Massachusetts for their roving packs of killer wiener dogs.

-M*** H**** N******:  Splendid place to kill drifters.

 

Well, for my second comment I had originally wrote roaming, but was wondering if roving would be a better word.  So I went to the Merriam-Webster Dictionary page to find out.  At the bottom they had a thing asking you what you were gonna use the word for, and you could reply through your FaceBook profile, so I did:

“I was trying to decide whether to use roaming or roving in the sentence “I really like Massachusetts for their roaming/roving packs of killer wiener dogs.””

I don’t know how long it’ll stay up, but here is the link to it.

Which then prompted me to make a picture for it:

 

The Naughty Therapist 3 iPhone 3G/3GS Case from Zazzle.com

Posted by – June 22, 2011

The Naughty Therapist 3 iPhone 3G/3GS Case from Zazzle.com

The Naughty Therapist 3 iPhone 3G/3GS Case

 

Most Popular – The Naughty Therapist 1 Poster

Posted by – June 11, 2011

The Naughty Therapist 1 Poster from Zazzle.com.

The Naughty Therapist 1 Poster

Most Popular in The Naughty Therapist (s+) on June 11th, 2011.

 

The Naughty Therapist 4 Poster from Zazzle.com

Posted by – May 10, 2011

The Naughty Therapist 4

The Naughty Therapist 4 Poster from Zazzle.com.

The Naughty Therapist 2 Mousepads from Zazzle.com

Posted by – May 10, 2011

The Naughty Therapist 2 MousePad

The Naughty Therapist 2 Mousepads from Zazzle.com.