+5 Vorpal Tot Poster from Zazzle.com.
+5 Vorpal Tot will roll a successful sneak roll and creep all up on ya. +5 Vorpal Tot will then backstab for triple damage. +5 Vorpal Tot will then get a free attack as you pick your sorry ass up off the ground. +5 Vorpal Tot rolls a 20. You have been greased.
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