Tag: mad
Alex Jones
Posted by – January 9, 2013
So what if he yelled a bit? Quit fucking crying about it. “Derp the news told me something so now that’s how I feel.” – that’s you.
More Vague Status Updates
Posted by – December 28, 2011
“Co-sign or no-sign.
2 hours ago”
“I want to play for you next year. That’s all I want to do.
50 minutes ago”
“Are you ready to live for the right reasons, or not live for the wrong ones…
Like · · 4 hours ago near Minneapolis ·”
“Dear creep ass… quit staring at me.. k thanks 
Like · · 3 hours ago”
“I’m convinced that its your goal every morning when you wake up to put me on edge.
Like · · about an hour ago via BlackBerry ·”
“I never stay the Same I’m always Different in everyway..the only thing that’s the same about me is what I might say!! Repeting myself is what I catch myself doing all the time!!
Like · · Share · 7 hours ago”
“Ahh! Wish I was here. Ive felt like a black sheep with mine so itll be mice to have an inked brother. Have fun!
17 minutes ago · Like”
“Give 6 guys a cattle prod. Nothing really good happens…. Getting shocked by 8,000 volts hurts…
Like · · 2 hours ago via Mobile ·”
“oh sleepy sleepy, but cant fall asleep… sucky!! but i had a great day and going for another tomorrow!!! YAY
38 minutes ago”
“Life is great!!! clear minded, knowing what i gotta do is great!!! feeling uplifted tonight
2 minutes ago”
“I think I hibernated a little in the bed today. Whoops.
5 hours ago”
“No one ever pays me in gum:(!
Like · · 56 minutes ago ·”
“Out to dinner and then out for a night out!
Like • • Share • 34 minutes ago”
“ITS LIKE AM TAKEING 5 STEPS FORWORD AND 10 STEPS BACK
Like · · Share · 22 minutes ago ·”
“Orange juice farts. That is all.
Like · · Follow Post · Yesterday at 12:56am”
“HOLY SHIT!!! That’s all…..
Like • • Share • 17 minutes ago”
“It’s been over a year since I last…
Like · · about a minute ago via mobile ·”
“3 weeks 3 weeks 3 weeks!!! I’m soooooooo excited!!! ♥
Like • • Share • about an hour ago”
“I love you. But why I love you. I never know.
Like · · about an hour ago via mobile ·”
“I’m putting this as my status again… The word “FAIR” is a non existing word…
53 minutes ago · 1 · Like · Comment”
“Sorry this message cannot be processed.
Like · · 9 hours ago via mobile ·”
“Flies through the air with the greatest disease, takes little pills and calls them trapeze…
Unlike · · Follow Post · Monday at 11:53pm via mobile”
“It’s …..it’s a Dinosaur.
11 minutes ago via mobile”
“****** RidinSolo *****
Starting to cut some people off… If you questioning this then yep you are it!!!!
Then gotta think about moving, so suggestions are being taken thinkin bout “Duluth”?
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“My best friend isnt coming up, got myhopes up again 
cant even see the friends that are here because some jackass is a control freak. Cheers to selfishpeople
Like · · 7 hours ago via mobile ·”
“wow…nothing like getting pissed right on xmas…thanks for the gift of jealousy
Like · · about an hour ago ·”
“Maybe you should stick to guys your age, and stop always trying to go after your family’s OLDER boyfriends…. actin’ like a hohohoeeee!
Like · · 9 hours ago via mobile ·”
“Just found out that we’ll be having a double truck tomorrow, so I get to go to bed at 4:30pm tonight to get up at 11:30pm, to work 1am-5am….
Like · · about an hour ago ·”
“Jingle bells, jingle bells, Batman smells, and Robin layed an egg!! Oh that Shamanism!! Bats and Robins and things a jinglin!! …..
Like · · about a minute ago ·”
“Just called the Hall and Oates emergency phone line
Like · · about an hour ago”
“Hey honey where is my lexus??? Bummer
Like · · 11 minutes ago ·”
“Check it out sauerkraut!
Like · · 2 minutes ago ·”
“Why the fuck didn’t I get a gift receipt!
Like · · Follow Post · Sunday at 11:04am via mobile”
“I’m feelin’ sexy and free, like glitter’s rainin’ on me.
Like · · Follow Post · Sunday at 8:41pm”
“WHAT UP WORLD WHAT GOIN ON OUT THERE ME I’M CHILLIN WHAT UP CONVERSATION TIME
Like • • Share • 2 hours ago”
“I almost made it through Christmas;(
Like · · 18 minutes ago”
“Thank you God for saving me from sin and for a white christmas in MI with my wonderful, beautiful Carla and her parents.
Like · · about an hour ago via mobile ·”
“sometimes a man can get carried away when he feels he should be having his fun. much too old to just break free and run, too young to see the damage he’s done
about an hour ago”
“The pope is live on tv doing mass before he goes back to his usual schedule of keeping the molestation of children within the churches as secret as possible. Fuck christmas and fuck you.
Like · · 2 hours ago via mobile · .”
“My christmas curse lives on.
13 hours ago via TweetDeck”
“Potato Peelers are dangerous.
Like · · 14 minutes ago ·”
“funny things are fun.
3 hours ago”
“oh and next time u hear of me, ill be bangin in your headphones
2 hours ago”
“I enjoyed making that. I might just have to share.
16 minutes ago”
“Thankyou retina team for coming to visit me!!!
Like • • 2 hours ago •”
“Guess who’s gonna eat toast. This girl. Aww yeah.
Like · · 16 minutes ago via mobile ·”
“*sighs*
Like · · Share · 12 minutes ago”
“sometimes waiting can be really hard to do
Like · · 3 hours ago ·”
“swallowed his pride and buried the hatchet.
Like · · 16 minutes ago ·”
“i have a business idea. my cat walks around with a fluffy, soft ball in her mouth, so i think we should sew fake moustaches onto cat-toy balls.
Like · · 3 hours ago near Minneapolis ·”
“Refuse to let your pass paralyze your today.
Like · · 14 minutes ago via BlackBerry ·”
“THERE IS A MAN IN A 3-WOLF-HOWLING-AT-THE-MOON SHIRT STARING AT ME AND HE WILL NOT STOP AND NOW HE JUST HANDED ME A LEMON DROP AND IS BABBLING ABOUT COSSETTA’S AND PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP STANDING IN FRONT OF ME AND STARING OKAY THANK YOU BYE.
Like · · Share · 3 hours ago ·”
LOL Happy Holidays all. Seeya next year! =)
More Vague Statuses Updates (VSUs)
Posted by – September 8, 2011
Nowpie
Like · · Subscribe · Sunday at 10:25pm
Corporate slogan bear
Like · · Subscribe · 11 hours ago via mobile
Of course I care. I’ve always cared. People don’t live happily ever after just because they care
Like · · Subscribe · 10 hours ago
Just found Sudafed at the bottom of my purse. I had it with me this whole weekend. wow.
Like · · 6 minutes ago · Privacy:
My news feed is full of whinning, I’m sorry you just found out that life aint easy
2 minutes ago · 1 · Like · Comment
Ugggggghhhhhhhh this sux.
Like · · Subscribe · 8 hours ago via mobile
It would appear that Wednesdays are clustercuss day at work.
Like · · Unsubscribe · 8 hours ago
Olive Garden!
Like · · 2 seconds ago · Privacy:
The wave comes in. The wave goes out.
Like · · 2 minutes ago near Red Feather Lakes, CO · Privacy:
Got the most retarted chicks ever in my class
Unlike · · 3 hours ago via mobile · Privacy:
I am DONE with bullshit!!!!!! I have no room for drama in my life so I don’t associate with people who bring it. I love my family and I truly have the best group of friends. Anything else you want to know just ask.
Like · · Unsubscribe · 6 hours ago
i will admit, i have issues with some pants…
Like · · 7 minutes ago · Privacy:
Mmmmm mm I do love me some tossed salad
Like · · Subscribe · 7 hours ago
Life is like a 7-10 split.
Like · · Subscribe · about an hour ago via mobile
“GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR FAT FUCKING COW” doesn’t cut it.
0 minutes ago · Like
Hardees is the ultimate in shit.
7 minutes ago
Dude, What’s yer deal?
17 minutes ago
Ugh I think I need a break from you, MR. INTERNET.
Like · · 35 minutes ago · Privacy:
needs a new drug
Like · · 55 seconds ago near Minneapolis · Privacy:
Nervous to swim tomorrow. What if I suck?
Like · · 12 minutes ago via mobile · Privacy:
I was at the courthouse getting the registration for my car today, and the lady in line in front of me was wearing white. So I punched her in the dick. You’re welcome world.
Unlike · · 38 minutes ago · Privacy:
Romantic Italian Photography
Like · · about an hour ago via BlackBerry
Some New Vague Status Updates
Posted by – September 6, 2011
Can you smell the failure? I can.
Like · · Subscribe · about an hour ago
still trying to put this all together
Like · · about an hour ago · Privacy:
Oh by the way, I gotta say, I was a fool.
5 minutes ago
I am trying to just ignore her, but I found out that bitch sent FB messages to a bunch of my FB friends last month.
21 minutes ago · Like · 2 Comments
JUST STOP YOU SAD BITCH … YOU THINK ITS GOOD TO SAY TO MY MATES: “YOU SEEN THAT PEDO LATELY?” – YOUR PUSHING YOUR DAMN LUCK! GO GET LAID YOU SKANKY MENTAL-CASE!
Like · · about an hour ago · Privacy:
I’m excited to go back to work tomorrow?!?!?!
Like · · about an hour ago via DROID · Privacy:
2 people like this.
yoo im jus wakin up tho..
Like · · 3 hours ago · Privacy:
To whomever told my uncle I was pregnant I AM NOT!!!!!! Thanks for spreading the rumor about me instead of asking me first. That really makes me mad!!!!! Whoever did this needs to tell my uncle it is a rumor.
23 minutes ago · Like · 1 Comment
The goose god is angry tonight Fritz
Like · · 17 minutes ago via mobile · Privacy:
Sweet! I get to sleep in the truck again….
Like · · 2 hours ago via mobile ·
If you’re going on MY boat, call me now and let me know. If you’re going on Nick’s boat but may have led me to believe you’re going on mine, let me know.
Like · · 12 minutes ago · Privacy:
You make me feel not good enough, useless, and worthless. Yeah, that’s love, baby. Thank you.
Like · · 4 hours ago via mobile · Privacy:
Quit trying to add me.
Like · · 6 hours ago via mobile · Privacy:
Skeletor makes Starscream look dignified
Like · · 41 minutes ago · Privacy:
Domt give up on a dream
Like · · about an hour ago via mobile · Privacy:
One more week left in MN, and then it’s back to the open road following where the money leads me.
Like · · 10 minutes ago via mobile · Privacy:
Never regret something that once made you smile
Like · · 12 minutes ago · Privacy:
For some reason just thought about that party jeremy and i went to in mendota and how that was an awesome night… Not sure why.
Like · · 51 minutes ago via mobile · Privacy:
good morning im a carrot today yay
Like · · 6 hours ago · Privacy:
In one of those “whatever” moods….
1 hour ago · 1 · Like · 2 Comments
him or his private spot that was on the internet
23 hours ago · Like
HehhhheeeeeAaaa!!!!! And again Heeeehhhhhaaaaeee!!!
Unlike · · Unsubscribe · 9 minutes ago
Please, for the love of God, challenge me.
Like · · 4 minutes ago
