Tag: humor

Kylea and Josh’s Big Day

Posted by – June 2, 2015

kylea and joshs big day

Anderson Cooper’s Child Slavery Ring

Posted by – February 9, 2013

Today I fucked with the facebook group Being Liberal.  I’ve got nothing against AC, he’s a cool dude for saving that kid, but sometimes it’s just too easy.  Watch the white chick pull a race card, LOL.  If you’re going to pull a race card on behalf of another race, make sure the person you’re pulling it on is actually being racist.  The girl just saw what she wanted and threw out the race card and made herself look like a fool.  It was worth it just for that.  Then they try to turn it into a political debate, which is just stupid.  Aren’t you guys burnt out from the 10,000,000 pictures and 500,000,000 lines of text you spewed forth from august to november (and I mean both of  you, conservatives and liberals!)  Beyond that, Being Liberal must get trolled a lot because 3 people caught on right away.  *sigh* It’s a dying art form =(

childrens slavery ring

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The Joke Killers

Posted by – June 8, 2012

Every single “humorous” picture posted on facebook has ’em:  Joke Killers.  They comment something trying to be funny and utterly fail.  My new wordpress page is here to recognize and celebrate these humor leeches – sucking the blood out of a joke to make themselves look funny and leaving nothing but a lifeless shell in their wake.  Why can’t they just starve to death?

The Joke Killers

 

ecards

Posted by – June 8, 2012

I used to think these were kind of funny.  Like 6 fucking months ago.  They were witty at times (6 months ago), off-the-wall, come-at-you-from-nowhere at other times (6 months ago.)  Some were a little bit offensive (6 months ago), some used just the right amount of swearing (6 months ago.)  And I like the style of art the pictures use – solid color with old-timey looking vector art.  But lately it seems that every single person on facebook, especially (quote on quote) humor groups have figured out that these are a (quote on quote) good solution when they run out of actual funny stuff.  Which, it seems, they run out of actual funny stuff a lot.  “Hrm, can’t scour google images or macro sites hard enough to find anything good, so I’ll just post another ecard so people still think I’m funny.”  Look, it’s simple:  if you’re going to make a humor group on facebook (or anywhere), make sure you have the following things accounted for:

1)  You’re funny enough to make your own funny shit.

2)  You’re good enough with the interwebz to know how to look for funny things, ie, things that are actually funny.

3)  Make sure you add other people who are funny to pick up the slack, or all the slack if you’re not funny.  But if you’re not funny, then you shouldn’t have made a “humor group”, now should you?

4)  Delete your fucking ecard fap folder for fucks sake.  Last thing people want is to be bombarded by another 10-20 ecard posts a day.

Thanks.

/rant

 

Cthulhu, directed by Michael Bay

Posted by – June 5, 2012

There Is No Dana. Only Springfield.

Posted by – May 8, 2012

o.0 wtf? t-shirts

Posted by – February 7, 2012

http://www.zazzle.com/o_0_wtf_tshirt-235155812347829398?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

o.0 wtf? t-shirts

o.0 wtf? If you like these and/or are craving some more nerdy stuff check out Win! and FAIL! and Barrel Roll.

I’m A Rooster Illusion Poster

Posted by – February 7, 2012

http://www.zazzle.com/im_a_rooster_illusion_poster-228074309772508942?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

I'm A Rooster Illusion Poster

Rooster Illusions cause mayhem, roller coaster accidents, and bad dental hygiene.

You’re Dead Flame Pinback Buttons

Posted by – February 7, 2012

http://www.zazzle.com/youre_dead_flame_button-145334768286251881?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

You're Dead Flame Pinback Buttons

My friend’s cousin used to be a lot older than us and pick on us and make fun of us. If we gave him crap back, he’d say, “That’s it, You’re Dead!” Except he never did anything about it, he’d just say “You’re Dead!” and that was it lol. Anyways, after a while we started saying “No I’m Alive!” after every time he’d say “You’re Dead!” and he’d say “No, You’re Dead!” and we’d say “I’m Aliiiiiiiiiveeee!” Eventually, he stopped saying “You’re Dead!” Haven’t seen him for 20 years since. Maybe he got emo and offed himself because he couldn’t say his awesome catch phrase anymore. So this is in loving memory of him lol.

F You America 4 Poster from Zazzle.com

Posted by – December 3, 2011

F You America 4 Poster from Zazzle.com.

 

F You America 4 Poster