I like to imagine that black holes make slurpy noises as they suck you in.
Imagine this: You are out in space. You just came out of a worm hole, but you were going a little faster than the speed of light and miscalculated your route. You end up a few parsecs off the beaten path, which just so happens to be right next to a giant black hole!! And, as you get sucked into the nothingness, it goes, “SLURRRRRRP SLURP SLURRP SLURRP!!”