Tag: hilarious

White Wedding

Posted by – April 2, 2015

The posts are set to replies so the first couple were cut off (underneath this post.)  They deleted it and I refreshed and it was gone.  But basically a couple people said, “No.” or “No, it is not.” in answer to her question, which is why I say, “You have our answer.” at the start of the post.

part one

white wedding 1

part two

white wedding 2

They said a few things after that and when I went to see it the post was deleted =/.

Snap Crackle Pop Rice Dick

Posted by – January 6, 2015

john balsamo2

Just a heads up, I’m still around, I know I only updated this a few times last year, but I was busy doing other stuff.  I hope to make many new posts in 2015, some stuff I’ve saved and never put up here, some Zazzle stuff, some new stuff, new music, and new thoughts and rants – it will all be coming soon!

10/10 Pretty Cool Dude

Posted by – August 3, 2014

cool dude

I’m A Lesbian, Faggot, So Shut The Hell Up

Posted by – March 23, 2014

Way to single-handedly set the gay and lesbian rights movement back 20 years, you stupid bitch.
matter a fact

Picture Dump

Posted by – February 13, 2013

Some pictures I’ve collected to post on facebook pages and other places.  Probably 6-8 months worth, I’ve cut it down to 203 pics.  Enjoy!

We Miss You Martin Luther King

Posted by – January 21, 2013

martin luther king

Popular Items For The End Of 2012

Posted by – December 19, 2012

Here are some popular items in my store.  Click any of the pics to see the top 90.

 

This year, my 5th on Zazzle, has been my most successful year yet! If you are one of the fantastic individuals who has bought something from me this year or in the past years, thank you very much! The money I make on Zazzle goes to a good cause – Me, and into the making of my music. I hope to add some keyboards and chaos pads to my music in the near future, and any sales I make is certainly helping me to reach my goals. Also, I’m hugely in debt due to working the last 15 years at shit jobs, lol.

For those of you that have never seen my stores: I try to make things that please and offend, that are funny, witty, cynical, that make people think, or are just plain weird. I like to make a lot of abstract art, so there’s plenty of that sprinkled in. Weighing in at almost 30,000 products for BlackOgre Online SuperStore alone there’s surely something you’d like! If you have a chance, please visit my stores, and, if you would be so kind, help me out. I truly appreciate my fans, or anyone that looks at my stuff for that matter. I’m just a speck in the big internet universe after all, to get you to come to my blog or my store, just to appear at all on google results, has been a long and arduous task. I really do appreciate you all coming here. Thankssomuch!

One Does Not Simply Shuck And Jive

Posted by – October 25, 2012

Introducing: Asshole Carson!

Posted by – October 17, 2012

I LOVE YOU BINDERS!

Posted by – October 17, 2012

I thought these were funny.  Better get used to them, it doesn’t look like they’re gonna stop any time soon.

Edit:  They stopped really soon.