And what is it we want? WE WANT YOU TO STOP FUCKING POSTING GIRL MACROS. You know the ones: A picture that contains nothing but words. No man would ever post this garbage. If he does, he’s not a man. That’s why they are to be hereby referred to from this day forth as girl macros. If you want people to read what’s on your mind and know what you’re feeling, write it out yourself. Are the people of the world becoming so lazy that they can’t even write out what they’re feeling anymore? They have to post a picture of some shitty quote, or a cunty jab at men, or something that proves they are so different from all the rest or maybe even a little bit fucked in the head so they’re a lot of fun and cool (fucked in the head doesn’t translate to fun and cool, no man knows why women think that we want that), or it’s full of remorseful sad feels? Know that every man that sees that shit rolls their eyes as hard as they fucking can. Arnold Schwarzenegger put it best: “STOP IT!”
Examples of the shit we hate:
Some pictures I’ve collected to post on facebook pages and other places. Probably 6-8 months worth, I’ve cut it down to 203 pics. Enjoy!
This year, why not make a really good New Year’s Resolution for once in your life? Make an oath to yourself, and to the internet, that you will stop posting these bullshit hallmark happy-go-lucky sugar-coated lowest-common-denominator make-everyone-happy waste-of-time fucking cocksucker macros on facebook or anywhere else! If you are the type of person who has to define themselves by retarded quotes then you are exactly the type of person who is nothing like those quotes. Why not make up your own quotes, why not make up your own definition of yourself? Nobody wants to read this shit, nobody cares, nobody thinks it’s sweet or cute or funny or amazing or a life-changer, it’s not going to make a difference in anyone’s day except waste 10-30 seconds of their life, 10-30 seconds that they’ll never get back! YOU ARE ACTUALLY DOING MORE HARM THAN GOOD! What does it take for you motherfuckers to understand? So, please, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, have a macro intervention for a loved one, somebody who you know is making these, or even an intervention for yourself if you can’t stop posting these. MAKE A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION THAT WILL HELP EVERYONE!
Here are some popular items in my store. Click any of the pics to see the top 90.
This year, my 5th on Zazzle, has been my most successful year yet! If you are one of the fantastic individuals who has bought something from me this year or in the past years, thank you very much! The money I make on Zazzle goes to a good cause – Me, and into the making of my music. I hope to add some keyboards and chaos pads to my music in the near future, and any sales I make is certainly helping me to reach my goals. Also, I’m hugely in debt due to working the last 15 years at shit jobs, lol.
For those of you that have never seen my stores: I try to make things that please and offend, that are funny, witty, cynical, that make people think, or are just plain weird. I like to make a lot of abstract art, so there’s plenty of that sprinkled in. Weighing in at almost 30,000 products for BlackOgre Online SuperStore alone there’s surely something you’d like! If you have a chance, please visit my stores, and, if you would be so kind, help me out. I truly appreciate my fans, or anyone that looks at my stuff for that matter. I’m just a speck in the big internet universe after all, to get you to come to my blog or my store, just to appear at all on google results, has been a long and arduous task. I really do appreciate you all coming here. Thankssomuch!
This photo has been making the rounds on facebook
Pretty much every statement that people post over and over again, such as
I agree with.
Just out of curiosity, I decided to see if the website is real. Oh man, is it ever. And I have never seen a more hate-fueled apparatus in my life!
Here is a clip from their page
Notice those numbers? That prompted me to create this
If your god hates “fags”, kills that many people, sent that many people to hell since I loaded the page, spilled that much oil into the gulf, and cares that many nanoseconds about us as you WBC fuckers do, then I want no part of your religion or your god. Fuck you and your god is a better way to put it.
Pretty much sums it up.
P.S. Either go all small i’s for i or i’m to appeal to netnerds or go all capital I’s to appeal to people who know how to write. The combo just makes me think the person who made this is a textard who doesn’t know proper English and slapped this hallmark bullshit together with a melancholytron-filtered stock photo in 5 seconds. Why not throw some 4s in there for “for” while you’re at it. Have fun making babies and living off the government the rest of your life.
Check out these amazing pinup girls from the early 20s. Wonderful paintings of beautiful women. This one features a gorgeous blond conquistador with a sword sitting on a ledge holding her feathered hat and looking off to the side.