Tag: girl

Ladies: Men All Over The World Want This

Posted by – February 21, 2013

And what is it we want?  WE WANT YOU TO STOP FUCKING POSTING GIRL MACROS.  You know the ones:  A picture that contains nothing but words.  No man would ever post this garbage.  If he does, he’s not a man.  That’s why they are to be hereby referred to from this day forth as girl macros.   If you want people to read what’s on your mind and know what you’re feeling, write it out yourself.  Are the people of the world becoming so lazy that they can’t even write out what they’re feeling anymore?  They have to post a picture of some shitty quote, or a cunty jab at men, or something that proves they are so different from all the rest or maybe even a little bit fucked in the head so they’re a lot of fun and cool (fucked in the head doesn’t translate to fun and cool, no man knows why women think that we want that), or it’s full of remorseful sad feels?  Know that every man that sees that shit rolls their eyes as hard as they fucking can.  Arnold Schwarzenegger put it best:  “STOP IT!”

Examples of the shit we hate:

/rant

Picture Dump

Posted by – February 13, 2013

Some pictures I’ve collected to post on facebook pages and other places.  Probably 6-8 months worth, I’ve cut it down to 203 pics.  Enjoy!

Popular Items For The End Of 2012

Posted by – December 19, 2012

Here are some popular items in my store.  Click any of the pics to see the top 90.

 

This year, my 5th on Zazzle, has been my most successful year yet! If you are one of the fantastic individuals who has bought something from me this year or in the past years, thank you very much! The money I make on Zazzle goes to a good cause – Me, and into the making of my music. I hope to add some keyboards and chaos pads to my music in the near future, and any sales I make is certainly helping me to reach my goals. Also, I’m hugely in debt due to working the last 15 years at shit jobs, lol.

For those of you that have never seen my stores: I try to make things that please and offend, that are funny, witty, cynical, that make people think, or are just plain weird. I like to make a lot of abstract art, so there’s plenty of that sprinkled in. Weighing in at almost 30,000 products for BlackOgre Online SuperStore alone there’s surely something you’d like! If you have a chance, please visit my stores, and, if you would be so kind, help me out. I truly appreciate my fans, or anyone that looks at my stuff for that matter. I’m just a speck in the big internet universe after all, to get you to come to my blog or my store, just to appear at all on google results, has been a long and arduous task. I really do appreciate you all coming here. Thankssomuch!

Introducing: RightGirl

Posted by – November 25, 2012

I LOVE YOU BINDERS!

Posted by – October 17, 2012

I thought these were funny.  Better get used to them, it doesn’t look like they’re gonna stop any time soon.

Edit:  They stopped really soon.

DER MERRS LERNDERNG!

Posted by – August 6, 2012

Top 10 Products At BlackOgre Online SuperStore July 2012

Posted by – July 29, 2012

See all the top products!

Orangutangs

Posted by – July 9, 2012

Somebody Please

Posted by – June 20, 2012

hook me up with Diablo III girl.

(Ryan, dude!  Put a ring on that finger, bro!)

On a side note, who knew this hot girl would provide such splendid trolling opportunities.  I just couldn’t help myself…

Girl Macros

Posted by – June 8, 2012

Pretty much sums it up.

P.S. Either go all small i’s for i or i’m to appeal to netnerds or go all capital I’s to appeal to people who know how to write. The combo just makes me think the person who made this is a textard who doesn’t know proper English and slapped this hallmark bullshit together with a melancholytron-filtered stock photo in 5 seconds. Why not throw some 4s in there for “for” while you’re at it. Have fun making babies and living off the government the rest of your life.