This older Mexican man comes through where I work, and he was always really nice, but, from the first time I ever saw him, he would say, as a greeting, “Hey, you, Pikachu!” and at first I thought it was kinda odd, didn’t really think anything of it.  But he kept saying it every time he came in.  And I began to wonder… do I really look like Pikachu?  So I stared at myself in the mirror for a couple hours, and decided that I don’t look one thing like that stupid Pokemon character, big dummy-face Pikachu.