An entire encyclopedia of words can be summed up with just one frowny face. A emo kid’s entire record collection couldn’t get the message across more than a single frowny face.
This older Mexican man comes through where I work, and he was always really nice, but, from the first time I ever saw him, he would say, as a greeting, “Hey, you, Pikachu!” and at first I thought it was kinda odd, didn’t really think anything of it. But he kept saying it every time he came in. And I began to wonder… do I really look like Pikachu? So I stared at myself in the mirror for a couple hours, and decided that I don’t look one thing like that stupid Pokemon character, big dummy-face Pikachu.
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IBB Issue #8: I’ve Been BeZaZZled By Matthew Laznicka (Sunday July 3rd)