Tag: black

Hello, People From China

Posted by – February 21, 2013

I’m getting a ridiculous amount of traffic from China recently, especially from Zhengzhou and Shanghai.  What’s up, people from China?  What brings you here?  Hope you like the site!  Thanks for coming =)

Popular Items For The End Of 2012

Posted by – December 19, 2012

Here are some popular items in my store.  Click any of the pics to see the top 90.

 

This year, my 5th on Zazzle, has been my most successful year yet! If you are one of the fantastic individuals who has bought something from me this year or in the past years, thank you very much! The money I make on Zazzle goes to a good cause – Me, and into the making of my music. I hope to add some keyboards and chaos pads to my music in the near future, and any sales I make is certainly helping me to reach my goals. Also, I’m hugely in debt due to working the last 15 years at shit jobs, lol.

For those of you that have never seen my stores: I try to make things that please and offend, that are funny, witty, cynical, that make people think, or are just plain weird. I like to make a lot of abstract art, so there’s plenty of that sprinkled in. Weighing in at almost 30,000 products for BlackOgre Online SuperStore alone there’s surely something you’d like! If you have a chance, please visit my stores, and, if you would be so kind, help me out. I truly appreciate my fans, or anyone that looks at my stuff for that matter. I’m just a speck in the big internet universe after all, to get you to come to my blog or my store, just to appear at all on google results, has been a long and arduous task. I really do appreciate you all coming here. Thankssomuch!

Girls Who Post About Girls

Posted by – August 7, 2012

What do you see when you see these 2 girls?  This is from a site called Quote Portal, which is basically a bunch of 13 year olds whining about how hard life is and posting stupid quotes.  The concept is you post something, people like it or don’t like it, and then it ranks the quotes according to likes.  So somebody posted this picture today with the caption, “Too much make up = LIKE. Normal = COMMENT.” – which of course, even though explained in the simplest textspeak english that even the dumbest teenager could understand, people couldn’t just follow the ‘rules’ and like it if they didn’t like the appearance of these 2 girls, and by people I mean girls.  They just had to jot down their cunty opinion too, couldn’t just like it and leave it at that, no!  “I’ve got to say something about this!” said the cunty girls.  Here are some comment walls of said cunty opinions, just some of the over 2300 comments left in the last 11 hours, and I’m not blanking out the names, these girls deserve to be remembered forever as the cunts they are:

Now granted, there were a smattering of guys here and there, and a few girls who did actually offer positive remarks (I wonder if that hurts them physically?), and I’m wondering if there was kind of a “jump on the bandwagon” kind of mentality going on here?  Like cuntiness attracts more cuntiness – “Ohhhh, what that girl said was a pretty good cunty remark, and, even though she is an ugly whore whom I’ve never met but really hate almost as much as these two blonde hookers, I’m going let that set the bar for my cunty remark, except my comment will be way better than hers.”  Otherwise I pretty much went in order, left to right, 1-8, I skipped some bullshit advertising (brilliant product placement idea, fuckface), and a couple times where guys commented more than girls (just to keep a theme) – they were mostly like “I would totally fuck them and cum in them and stuff” anyways (like most dumb fucking guys do on pictures of girls, no matter what they look like) plus the guys who mostly say the same things as the girls do were probably just saying that in the off chance that they would get to fuck one of them someday (which is the normal motivation for most guys who always agree with girls and take the girl’s side.)

Beyond that small disclaimer (and the *very few* nice girl opinions) this is a fine example of how girls really are.  Disturbing, to say the least.  What the fuck is wrong with people?  Who the fuck are you cunts to say anything?  What in your head makes it right to comment so negatively on two girls whom you’ve never met, will most likely never ever meet, know nothing about, and will probably never see again?  You are on the internet so you think you are anonymous?  You aren’t anonymous, and now everybody can see you and what you said.  I hope a billion people come here and see your cunty remark and remember your name and picture and one day meet you on the street and shout “CUNT!” in your face.  Because that’s what you are.  If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all, which translates to never talk again.

Let me put it another way:  when was the last time you saw two thousand plus dudes commenting negatively on another dude’s picture (not counting Justin Bieber, he’s not a dude anyways, he’s some sort of alien hermaphrodite.)  Yes I just said a cunty remark about Justin Bieber, but he’s Justin Bieber.  Musicians, while people too, are celebrities, and, along with sport stars, actors and politicians, have to take a lot of shit just because they are in the spotlight all the time and, face it, you just can’t make everyone in the world like you.  I don’t know Justin Bieber, I know I don’t like his music, beyond that I don’t give two fucks about him, and wouldn’t go out of my way to comment something mean about his appearance.  Well, beyond this blog post hahaha.  For some reason dudes just hate Bieber, so I thought it would be relevant to exempt him from the choices.  But I digress… My point is is that these two blonde girls are 2 nobodies that none of these people know, who commented on their status just out of pure malice when they were supposed to *only comment* if they liked them, or, according to the description, thought they were “Normal”, whatever the fuck normal means.  And out of those 2300+ comments, I’d say 85-90% of them were girls posting negative comments.

One thing to note is that I believe these are Halloween costumes that the two blonde girls were planning on going as.  Which, if true, makes the girls who commented even more cuntacious because it’s not even what they look like normally!

Another thing that blows my mind, and is well-demonstrated by a comment thread like this,  is how stupid and unoriginal people really are.  jesus christ – way to kill the Oompa Loompa joke – “DERP DERP OOMPA LOOMPA DERP!” (which, according to IMDB and other sources, is the correct way to spell it – if you’re going to kill a joke like that at least spell the character you are referencing correctly.)  Also -  “They look like they glow in the dark/put a blacklight on them I bet they glow.” – how does that even make sense?  And -  “They looked like they rolled around in Doritos/Cheetos.” – which, yes, they kind of do look like that, but then again – shut the fuck up.  “Whores/sluts” – who the fuck are you, bitch, to say anything about people you know absolutely nothing about?  I mean why even bother?!?

I’m no psychologist, but negative behavior like this can’t be good for you.  Analyzing it, I want to say they are jealous/envious of these girls?  They know these girls probably get a lot of attention, which they probably don’t get, and therefore have to talk shit to try and get them down to their level?  It’s all about competition for a man to get them pregnant so they can pass their genes on to a new generation and their bloodline survives while others fail?  And by talking shit they might fool the ‘good’ man that would normally go after these girls into getting them pregnant instead?  Wow, it must be really fucked up to live your life continuously competing to lay on your back and spread your legs for the best possible genetic makeup you can find so he can ejaculate inside you and the next generation is born.

All in all, kudos to those who said some actual positive things in this fucking idiotic facebook thread.  And fuck off and die to those cunts who can’t keep their mouths shut without something degrading spouting out of it.  I hope your genetic code goes Nowhere, so one day my kids, if I even want to bring kids into this world after seeing shit like this, don’t have to listen to your cunty kids spout off bullshit on whatever social media site everybody uses in the future.

/rant

Punk Rock Panda Poster

Posted by – February 7, 2012

http://www.zazzle.com/punk_rock_panda_poster-228946865524827788?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

Punk Rock Panda Poster

This lovable little fella is about as punk as they come. Watch as he scoffs and sneers at adults who think he’s adorable, throws up on small children who try to hug him, and plays in one of the worst Ramones rip-off bands ever that everyone goes to see live because they just wanna see how cute he is jumping around the stage, cursing at the audience. Awwwww, he just flicked me off, that’s soooo cuuuuuuttte.

I’m A Rooster Illusion Poster

Posted by – February 7, 2012

http://www.zazzle.com/im_a_rooster_illusion_poster-228074309772508942?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

I'm A Rooster Illusion Poster

Rooster Illusions cause mayhem, roller coaster accidents, and bad dental hygiene.

You Fail Card

Posted by – February 7, 2012

http://www.zazzle.com/you_fail_card-137990531397973418?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

You Fail Card

You Fail

You’re Dead Flame Pinback Buttons

Posted by – February 7, 2012

http://www.zazzle.com/youre_dead_flame_button-145334768286251881?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

You're Dead Flame Pinback Buttons

My friend’s cousin used to be a lot older than us and pick on us and make fun of us. If we gave him crap back, he’d say, “That’s it, You’re Dead!” Except he never did anything about it, he’d just say “You’re Dead!” and that was it lol. Anyways, after a while we started saying “No I’m Alive!” after every time he’d say “You’re Dead!” and he’d say “No, You’re Dead!” and we’d say “I’m Aliiiiiiiiiveeee!” Eventually, he stopped saying “You’re Dead!” Haven’t seen him for 20 years since. Maybe he got emo and offed himself because he couldn’t say his awesome catch phrase anymore. So this is in loving memory of him lol.

15 Things White Girls Love To Do On Facebook

Posted by – December 9, 2011

Who’d of thunk that This of all things would turn into a forum for racism? Well, it did – just look at those comments. WTF kind of crack are people smoking, and where can I get some!? If you have nothing better to do than turn a simple list that somebody posted to be funny (and is mostly true) into the next NAACP poster child then you should not be allowed on the internet. /rant

15 Things White Girls Love To Do On Facebook

Smartasses.net

Posted by – November 10, 2011

Smartasses.net has featured a shirt of mine on their wonderful site!  Check it out under “Chat Room Geeks“!!

It’s the one that says “o.0″

Update: They were nice enough to add two more designs!
*FACEPALM*
and
1600s Pimp

Thanks again, friends!

Black People from the 1920s and 30s

Posted by – October 2, 2011

I was on youtube looking at the new Skyrim videos, and somehow just by surfing around got on the subject of banned cartoons from the 1920s and 30s. I gotta say, I really like how black people were depicted back then! They were all singing and dancing all the time and having the time of their life! I like musicians, and every single black person seemed to be a musician or singer back then. And they could play all kinds of instruments: trumpets, pianos, flutes, and somehow, I’m assuming through some sort of magical powers that black people had back then, they could turn any kind of rope or other thing thing that was long and kinda string-like into a stand-up bass and play it and it would sound exactly like a stand-up bass! There was this one scene where this black guy was playing a clarinet with his eyes all bugged out, and dancing this crazy dance where his legs were all wobbly, I was like, “Woah! I could never do that!” Just a group of delightful black people singing and dancing their hearts out! And their lips were way different back then, like their bodies would be black or a dark shade of brown, and their lips would be a much lighter shade of brown, or tan. It must of been the style back then? To have lips a different shade than the rest of their body? I wonder how they did it? Maybe they had fake lips or something….

Anyways there was this one video where they’re all up on this stage, and it was a bunch of black guys dressed as angels, they all had on white robes and had halos over their heads, and the lead black guy angel started singing this amazing song about how he has “swing for sale!” It was actually a really good song, all jazzy and kinda funky too. And they all took turns playing different instruments, and others sung too, like this one black angel had this really raspy voice, kinda like fat albert, like somebody choked him but didn’t kill him, I don’t know how to describe it. He had this great raspy voice and was singing – I never heard anyone quite sing like that before. So anyways, they were up on this stage, and the funny thing about it was that the stage had this huge banner that said, “COME TO PAIR o DICE!” I thought that was just great, instead of paradise they put PAIR o DICE, like 2 dice, instead! And then it cut to this sweet night city scene with all this buildings, and all these black people came running to the windows and stuck their ears out and got these big grins on their faces and started running out the front door and falling out the windows and running over each other to get to where these angels were playing. I’m like, Man, these guys must really want to get to PAIR o DICE ahaha!

And then I thought, Wow, black people were so happy and awesome back then. Today they all seem so mad about things and pissed off about stuff. What happened to those fun-loving black people that sang and danced all over the place to awesome songs? I say: Bring Back those black people from the 1920s and 30s. I wanna see black people dancing and singing everywhere like back then! Always smiling, having a great time, what more could you ask for? Just imagine, after a long, hard day at work, you’re tired and maybe a little pissed off, you take a drive on down to North Minneapolis or wherever there’s a lot of black people in your area and just sit there and watch them do crazy dance moves and sing swinging jazzy tunes, then listen to their awesome musical interludes with complex jazz piano and precision trumpet playing, and all of a sudden that horrible day you were having would be not so horrible after all.

So, in conclusion, hey, Mr. Lead Black Angel guy, you got any more of that swing for sale? Because I’d kinda like some for myself….

/rant