I’m getting a ridiculous amount of traffic from China recently, especially from Zhengzhou and Shanghai. What’s up, people from China? What brings you here? Hope you like the site! Thanks for coming =)
Here are some popular items in my store. Click any of the pics to see the top 90.
This year, my 5th on Zazzle, has been my most successful year yet! If you are one of the fantastic individuals who has bought something from me this year or in the past years, thank you very much! The money I make on Zazzle goes to a good cause – Me, and into the making of my music. I hope to add some keyboards and chaos pads to my music in the near future, and any sales I make is certainly helping me to reach my goals. Also, I’m hugely in debt due to working the last 15 years at shit jobs, lol.
For those of you that have never seen my stores: I try to make things that please and offend, that are funny, witty, cynical, that make people think, or are just plain weird. I like to make a lot of abstract art, so there’s plenty of that sprinkled in. Weighing in at almost 30,000 products for BlackOgre Online SuperStore alone there’s surely something you’d like! If you have a chance, please visit my stores, and, if you would be so kind, help me out. I truly appreciate my fans, or anyone that looks at my stuff for that matter. I’m just a speck in the big internet universe after all, to get you to come to my blog or my store, just to appear at all on google results, has been a long and arduous task. I really do appreciate you all coming here. Thankssomuch!
This lovable little fella is about as punk as they come. Watch as he scoffs and sneers at adults who think he’s adorable, throws up on small children who try to hug him, and plays in one of the worst Ramones rip-off bands ever that everyone goes to see live because they just wanna see how cute he is jumping around the stage, cursing at the audience. Awwwww, he just flicked me off, that’s soooo cuuuuuuttte.
Rooster Illusions cause mayhem, roller coaster accidents, and bad dental hygiene.
My friend’s cousin used to be a lot older than us and pick on us and make fun of us. If we gave him crap back, he’d say, “That’s it, You’re Dead!” Except he never did anything about it, he’d just say “You’re Dead!” and that was it lol. Anyways, after a while we started saying “No I’m Alive!” after every time he’d say “You’re Dead!” and he’d say “No, You’re Dead!” and we’d say “I’m Aliiiiiiiiiveeee!” Eventually, he stopped saying “You’re Dead!” Haven’t seen him for 20 years since. Maybe he got emo and offed himself because he couldn’t say his awesome catch phrase anymore. So this is in loving memory of him lol.
Who’d of thunk that This of all things would turn into a forum for racism? Well, it did – just look at those comments. WTF kind of crack are people smoking, and where can I get some!? If you have nothing better to do than turn a simple list that somebody posted to be funny (and is mostly true) into the next NAACP poster child then you should not be allowed on the internet. /rant