Month: January 2013

Introducing: RTS, SPOOS!

Posted by – January 27, 2013

It means:

Reach Through Screen,

Strangle Person On Other Side!

Which precisely sums up what I wish I could do when somebody posts this lowest common denominator garbage:

never ignore a person

which are bad enough to begin with, but, by the looks of it, now the fucking illiterate are trying their hand at these cocksuckers.  RTS, SPOOS!

There Is Only Spartacus

Posted by – January 26, 2013

The first episode of season 4 premiered last night.  When Spartacus rode over the hill in slow motion I was like HOLY SHIT – JOYGASM!!  Then straight into 5 minutes of cgi arterial spray and gore, then straight into titties.  Fuck everything else, there is only Spartacus!

fucktheromans

The Anti-1 Million Likes Group

Posted by – January 22, 2013

If these people:

1)  are serious then they are fucking pathetic

2)  are not serious, they are either:

a)  fucking pathetic

b)  wasting people’s time.  fucking assholes.

c)  going to sell their page with 1 million likes to a band, artist, politician or some other group who are too lazy to generate their own fanbase.  fucking assholes.

Join my facebook group http://www.facebook.com/Anti1MillionLikes dedicated to despising this bullshit.  This is a trend that needs to end now.

anti-1millionlikes

*facepalm*

/rant

We Miss You Martin Luther King

Posted by – January 21, 2013

martin luther king

Business Is Business

Posted by – January 9, 2013

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Like this song? Like my page on facebook (there’s a box in the right hand column) and like me on soundcloud. Thanks!

Alex Jones

Posted by – January 9, 2013

So what if he yelled a bit?  Quit fucking crying about it.  “Derp the news told me something so now that’s how I feel.” – that’s you.

alexjones

I Don’t Think So

Posted by – January 6, 2013

i don't think so

Steven Hawking Gets Boom Roasted

Posted by – January 2, 2013

This made me cringe.  Ever see Idiocracy?  That shit isn’t going to happen 500 years in the future.  It’s happening now.

boom roasted