Month: December 2011

Holiday Season Honey Badger Poster

Posted by – December 31, 2011

http://www.zazzle.com/holiday_season_honey_badger_poster-228851049752741718?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

Holiday Season Honey Badger Poster

I Do Care Speckcase

Posted by – December 31, 2011

http://www.zazzle.com/i_do_care_speckcase-176146724010534881?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

I Do Care Ipad Skins

More Vague Status Updates

Posted by – December 28, 2011

“Co-sign or no-sign.
2 hours ago”

“I want to play for you next year. That’s all I want to do.
50 minutes ago”

“Are you ready to live for the right reasons, or not live for the wrong ones…
Like · · 4 hours ago near Minneapolis ·”

“Dear creep ass… quit staring at me.. k thanks :)
Like · · 3 hours ago”

“I’m convinced that its your goal every morning when you wake up to put me on edge.
Like · · about an hour ago via BlackBerry ·”

“I never stay the Same I’m always Different in everyway..the only thing that’s the same about me is what I might say!! Repeting myself is what I catch myself doing all the time!!
Like · · Share · 7 hours ago”

“Ahh! Wish I was here. Ive felt like a black sheep with mine so itll be mice to have an inked brother. Have fun!
17 minutes ago · Like”

“Give 6 guys a cattle prod. Nothing really good happens…. Getting shocked by 8,000 volts hurts…
Like · · 2 hours ago via Mobile ·”

“oh sleepy sleepy, but cant fall asleep… sucky!! but i had a great day and going for another tomorrow!!! :-) YAY
38 minutes ago”

“Life is great!!! clear minded, knowing what i gotta do is great!!! feeling uplifted tonight :)
2 minutes ago”

“I think I hibernated a little in the bed today. Whoops.
5 hours ago”

“No one ever pays me in gum:(!
Like · · 56 minutes ago ·”

“Out to dinner and then out for a night out!
Like • • Share • 34 minutes ago”

“ITS LIKE AM TAKEING 5 STEPS FORWORD AND 10 STEPS BACK
Like · · Share · 22 minutes ago ·”

“Orange juice farts. That is all.
Like · · Follow Post · Yesterday at 12:56am”

“HOLY SHIT!!! That’s all…..
Like • • Share • 17 minutes ago”

“It’s been over a year since I last…
Like · · about a minute ago via mobile ·”

“3 weeks 3 weeks 3 weeks!!! I’m soooooooo excited!!! ♥
Like • • Share • about an hour ago”

“I love you. But why I love you. I never know.
Like · · about an hour ago via mobile ·”

“I’m putting this as my status again… The word “FAIR” is a non existing word…
53 minutes ago · 1 · Like · Comment”

“Sorry this message cannot be processed.
Like · · 9 hours ago via mobile ·”

“Flies through the air with the greatest disease, takes little pills and calls them trapeze…
Unlike · · Follow Post · Monday at 11:53pm via mobile”

“It’s …..it’s a Dinosaur.
11 minutes ago via mobile”

“****** RidinSolo *****
Starting to cut some people off… If you questioning this then yep you are it!!!!

Then gotta think about moving, so suggestions are being taken thinkin bout “Duluth”?
Like · · Share ·”

“My best friend isnt coming up, got myhopes up again :( cant even see the friends that are here because some jackass is a control freak. Cheers to selfishpeople :)
Like · · 7 hours ago via mobile ·”

“wow…nothing like getting pissed right on xmas…thanks for the gift of jealousy
Like · · about an hour ago ·”

“Maybe you should stick to guys your age, and stop always trying to go after your family’s OLDER boyfriends…. actin’ like a hohohoeeee!
Like · · 9 hours ago via mobile ·”

“Just found out that we’ll be having a double truck tomorrow, so I get to go to bed at 4:30pm tonight to get up at 11:30pm, to work 1am-5am….
Like · · about an hour ago ·”

“Jingle bells, jingle bells, Batman smells, and Robin layed an egg!! Oh that Shamanism!! Bats and Robins and things a jinglin!! …..
Like · · about a minute ago ·”

“Just called the Hall and Oates emergency phone line
Like · · about an hour ago”

“Hey honey where is my lexus??? Bummer
Like · · 11 minutes ago ·”

“Check it out sauerkraut!
Like · · 2 minutes ago ·”

“Why the fuck didn’t I get a gift receipt!
Like · · Follow Post · Sunday at 11:04am via mobile”

“I’m feelin’ sexy and free, like glitter’s rainin’ on me.
Like · · Follow Post · Sunday at 8:41pm”

“WHAT UP WORLD WHAT GOIN ON OUT THERE ME I’M CHILLIN WHAT UP CONVERSATION TIME
Like • • Share • 2 hours ago”

“I almost made it through Christmas;(
Like · · 18 minutes ago”

“Thank you God for saving me from sin and for a white christmas in MI with my wonderful, beautiful Carla and her parents.
Like · · about an hour ago via mobile ·”

“sometimes a man can get carried away when he feels he should be having his fun. much too old to just break free and run, too young to see the damage he’s done
about an hour ago”

“The pope is live on tv doing mass before he goes back to his usual schedule of keeping the molestation of children within the churches as secret as possible. Fuck christmas and fuck you.
Like · · 2 hours ago via mobile · .”

“My christmas curse lives on.
13 hours ago via TweetDeck”

“Potato Peelers are dangerous.
Like · · 14 minutes ago ·”

“funny things are fun.
3 hours ago”

“oh and next time u hear of me, ill be bangin in your headphones
2 hours ago”

“I enjoyed making that. I might just have to share.
16 minutes ago”

“Thankyou retina team for coming to visit me!!!
Like • • 2 hours ago •”

“Guess who’s gonna eat toast. This girl. Aww yeah.
Like · · 16 minutes ago via mobile ·”

“*sighs*
Like · · Share · 12 minutes ago”

“sometimes waiting can be really hard to do
Like · · 3 hours ago ·”

“swallowed his pride and buried the hatchet.
Like · · 16 minutes ago ·”

“i have a business idea. my cat walks around with a fluffy, soft ball in her mouth, so i think we should sew fake moustaches onto cat-toy balls.
Like · · 3 hours ago near Minneapolis ·”

“Refuse to let your pass paralyze your today.
Like · · 14 minutes ago via BlackBerry ·”

“THERE IS A MAN IN A 3-WOLF-HOWLING-AT-THE-MOON SHIRT STARING AT ME AND HE WILL NOT STOP AND NOW HE JUST HANDED ME A LEMON DROP AND IS BABBLING ABOUT COSSETTA’S AND PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE HIM STOP STANDING IN FRONT OF ME AND STARING OKAY THANK YOU BYE.
Like · · Share · 3 hours ago ·”

 

LOL Happy Holidays all. Seeya next year! =)

Dragon Scale Laptop Sleeve

Posted by – December 28, 2011

http://www.zazzle.com/dragon_scale_laptop_sleeve_electronics_bag-124403749673678064?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

Dragon Scale Laptop Sleeve

Dutch Ceramic Tiles Gel Mousepad

Posted by – December 28, 2011

http://www.zazzle.com/dutch_ceramic_tiles_gel_mousepad-159268190483087292?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

Dutch Ceramic Tiles Gel Mousepad

I was going to veto the NDAA, then I took an arrow in the knee…

Posted by – December 21, 2011

http://www.zazzle.com/arrow_to_obamas_knee_poster-228507324080557058?gl=djskagnetti&rf=238574828493244142.

Arrow To Obama's Knee Poster

When Mommas Got Her Foodstamps song

Posted by – December 17, 2011

Come on kids,
Momma’s got her foodstamps
Time to get that Faygo

Them chips and dips
And those nuts and cookies
Every dimes gotta go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go and go go

From Swiss Rolls to Tootsie Rolls to Star Crunches to Barbeque Sandwiches
And every day is like Christmas Day ’cause every day is Momma’s day
When momma got her foodstamps.

Shocked Little Bear

Posted by – December 13, 2011

Shocked Little Bear, the little bear that’s shocked!

 

 

 

 

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Even Moar Skyrim

Posted by – December 11, 2011

15 Things White Girls Love To Do On Facebook

Posted by – December 9, 2011

Who’d of thunk that This of all things would turn into a forum for racism? Well, it did – just look at those comments. WTF kind of crack are people smoking, and where can I get some!? If you have nothing better to do than turn a simple list that somebody posted to be funny (and is mostly true) into the next NAACP poster child then you should not be allowed on the internet. /rant

15 Things White Girls Love To Do On Facebook