Month: October 2011

I Tried To Hold Back.

Posted by – October 23, 2011

I tried to hold my tongue.  But I can’t.  Just look at that stupid cunt Rocketgirl’s post.  Who the fuck cares what you think.  “I have to agree that is disgusting”  Shut the fuck up, it looks good.  I bet it tastes amazing.  “It’s sad that someone would actually eat a burger like that.”   Why is it “sad”?  Because people are carnivores who like to eat meat?  You’re fucking sad for thinking anyone on this giant fucking planet gives 2 shits about Anything you have to say.  It’s sad….. you Fucking retard, shut the fuck up!  “However, it’s there body.”  Love how you have proper placement of a comma and actually use an apostrophe… and then completely misspell their.  WTF, did your english language receptors all of a sudden misfire?  You say the burger is disgusting and that it’s “sad” that somebody would eat that, but then you passive aggressively say that it’s “there body.” like “Whatever, you can go ahead and do whatever you want even though I personally think that you are, like, way dumb for doing it, but don’t mind what I think, because it’s your body and you can totally do whatever you want to it, regardless of what I think.  Anything at all…….”  STOP FUCKING TALKING!  And then the big follow up:  “I for one would never eat a burger like that not even if you paid me.”  First of all your sentence structure is broken.  Second of all, LIKE WE DIDN’T FIGURE IT OUT THAT YOU DIDN’T APPROVE FROM THE FIRST 3 STUPID FUCKING SENTENCES YOU WROTE!  Third, you’re mistakenly assuming that people care about your goddamn opinion.  Last, but not least, please kill yourself so the internet never has to see your goddamn retard scribblings ever again.  Let me venture a guess, you’re the princess of the Unexplained Mysteries forum boards.  You flirt with everybody (over the internet) and build yourself up to be this hot little number that everybody wants to fuck, at least in your own head.  You have opinions.  You like to share your opinions.  You share them on Everything that Anybody posts.  You’ve been around so long and commented on so many things that people have come to know you based on your opinions that you write, and a few may reply like they give a fuck, but only because you’re a girl and they don’t see many of those in real life.  You love to post pictures of yourself because you dyed your hair blond and slathered on 5 pounds of make-up to cover up your troll face.  When it comes down to it, you really are nothing in real life, so you post on everything in the Unsolved Mysteries forums to make you feel like you have a voice, finally, for once in your life.  WELL, YOU DON’T!  Please get off the internet.  Thank you. /rant

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 1 Poster from Zazzle.com

Posted by – October 22, 2011

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 1 Poster from Zazzle.com.

 

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 1 Poster

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 2 Poster from Zazzle.com

Posted by – October 22, 2011

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 2 Poster from Zazzle.com.

 

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 2 Poster

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 3 Poster from Zazzle.com

Posted by – October 22, 2011

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 3 Poster from Zazzle.com.

 

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 3 Poster

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 4 Poster from Zazzle.com

Posted by – October 22, 2011

Tommy The Terrible Kangaroo 4 Poster from Zazzle.com.

 

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OCCUPYMYPANTS BUMPER STICKERS from Zazzle.com

Posted by – October 17, 2011

OCCUPYMYPANTS BUMPER STICKERS from Zazzle.com.

 

 

Not looking forward

Posted by – October 10, 2011

to work tomorrow…

I Have a Cockolplex.

Posted by – October 9, 2011

Black People from the 1920s and 30s

Posted by – October 2, 2011

I was on youtube looking at the new Skyrim videos, and somehow just by surfing around got on the subject of banned cartoons from the 1920s and 30s. I gotta say, I really like how black people were depicted back then! They were all singing and dancing all the time and having the time of their life! I like musicians, and every single black person seemed to be a musician or singer back then. And they could play all kinds of instruments: trumpets, pianos, flutes, and somehow, I’m assuming through some sort of magical powers that black people had back then, they could turn any kind of rope or other thing thing that was long and kinda string-like into a stand-up bass and play it and it would sound exactly like a stand-up bass! There was this one scene where this black guy was playing a clarinet with his eyes all bugged out, and dancing this crazy dance where his legs were all wobbly, I was like, “Woah! I could never do that!” Just a group of delightful black people singing and dancing their hearts out! And their lips were way different back then, like their bodies would be black or a dark shade of brown, and their lips would be a much lighter shade of brown, or tan. It must of been the style back then? To have lips a different shade than the rest of their body? I wonder how they did it? Maybe they had fake lips or something….

Anyways there was this one video where they’re all up on this stage, and it was a bunch of black guys dressed as angels, they all had on white robes and had halos over their heads, and the lead black guy angel started singing this amazing song about how he has “swing for sale!” It was actually a really good song, all jazzy and kinda funky too. And they all took turns playing different instruments, and others sung too, like this one black angel had this really raspy voice, kinda like fat albert, like somebody choked him but didn’t kill him, I don’t know how to describe it. He had this great raspy voice and was singing – I never heard anyone quite sing like that before. So anyways, they were up on this stage, and the funny thing about it was that the stage had this huge banner that said, “COME TO PAIR o DICE!” I thought that was just great, instead of paradise they put PAIR o DICE, like 2 dice, instead! And then it cut to this sweet night city scene with all this buildings, and all these black people came running to the windows and stuck their ears out and got these big grins on their faces and started running out the front door and falling out the windows and running over each other to get to where these angels were playing. I’m like, Man, these guys must really want to get to PAIR o DICE ahaha!

And then I thought, Wow, black people were so happy and awesome back then. Today they all seem so mad about things and pissed off about stuff. What happened to those fun-loving black people that sang and danced all over the place to awesome songs? I say: Bring Back those black people from the 1920s and 30s. I wanna see black people dancing and singing everywhere like back then! Always smiling, having a great time, what more could you ask for? Just imagine, after a long, hard day at work, you’re tired and maybe a little pissed off, you take a drive on down to North Minneapolis or wherever there’s a lot of black people in your area and just sit there and watch them do crazy dance moves and sing swinging jazzy tunes, then listen to their awesome musical interludes with complex jazz piano and precision trumpet playing, and all of a sudden that horrible day you were having would be not so horrible after all.

So, in conclusion, hey, Mr. Lead Black Angel guy, you got any more of that swing for sale? Because I’d kinda like some for myself….

/rant