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Month: September 2011
Some More VSUs
Posted by – September 15, 2011
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zoner where u at?
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Yep. The bus tonight is exactly what I’d expect.
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You dont know what you have until it is gone.
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WELL WISH MY ABYSINNIAN SOW WOULD HURRY UP AND HAVE THESE BABIES HER PELVIS HAS BEEN OPEN 4 DAYS NOW STUBBORN COW HAHAHAHA (im not impatient honestly lol )
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WOOOOHOOOOO MY ABYSINNIAN JUST HAD 4 HUMONGUS HEALTHY BOUNCING BABIES 
WILL UPDATE YOU IN 5 MINS AND LET U ALL KNOW WHATS SHE HAD PRAYING FOR SOME SOWS LOL
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I always forget how hard it is to get people out and drinking on a wed after noon
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I am stressed the fuck out
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I recently contacted an exotic animal dealer because I had a very satisfying dream that I once shoved your face into one of those pink-inflamed monkey butts.
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Watching trueblood and thinking about a lot of things! Soo many things on my mind to the point I want to cry! I’m stronger than ppl think and I will continue to remain strong! In life there are a lot of obstacles tht try to stand in the way…. Slide on over cuz this woman isn’t doing it! Staying focused on my hearts desires!
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Complete change of lifestyle; starting tomorrow morning
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Mommy I am Not sober! Love you.
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★·.·´¯`·.·★Cunt ★·.·´¯`·.·★
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Lahtifuckinduh . . . . .
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I feel like i’m reaching my breaking point. This is all very hard. Guess you never know how much you care about someone til…
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Go out on YouTube and Google it. *blink*
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Thanks mum for that awesome idea! Legend!
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After the lights go out on you, after your worthless life is through. I will remember how you scream; I can’t afford to care. I can’t afford to care.
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FACEBOOK Slutbook-MEETIN JUS 2 F*ckbook. Trying 2 b Sneaky, But Then Get Caught Upbook. Shamebook, Lamebook, Usin A Fake Namebook. Corny In Da Streets But On Here U Got Gamebook.. Jokebook, Pokebook, Everybody’s Quotebook.. In Pictures U Got Money, But In Person Yu Brokebook!! Sexbook, Flexbook, Flirt’n Wit Yo Ex-BOOK.. Sum 1 Leaves A Comment, Then U get A Urgent Textbook.. Fightbook, Trifebook Everybodys Rightbook. Sum 1 NEEDS 2 COME OUT WIT A GET A F*CK’N LIFEBOOK!!! #REPOSTIFYUAGREE
I ran into my front door tonight with my face. Don’t text and walk, people. It’s just not worth it.
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words r jus words…without actions……
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I may not have gotten caught, but I’m sure that I’ve done something that deserved a Time Out ! I’m sending myself to bed to think about what I’ve done !
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i honestly dont give a flying fuck anymore about trying to be nice to certain individuals who are always in my business, judge my every move, think they ALWAYS know best and cant just accept me and my choices for what they are: MINE!!! go bother someone else and leave me the fuck alone, you dont approve of anything i do or think anyway so just go away… i sure as hell dont need you…
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There is just something about a childs face when they are sleeping…
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I dont like my hair neat. I dont like my hair neat. I dont like my hair neat.
4 hours ago via mobile
Enjoying my alone time in Chicago till I meet you.
5 hours ago
Ya remember when I said I was about to get shot out of a cannon? I wasn’t kidding.
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Audio complications soon to cause this day to end in a full blown suicide.
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WARNING: If you see a link that offers you free tracks from Nickleback’s new album DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It goes to a link with free tracks from Nickleback’s new album. **PLEASE REPOST** (not necessarily vague, but made me laugh)
psyched to hang with @marthastewart tonight
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Vexed, damn half-wits!
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wishin things were a little different…… but some things you just cant control!!!
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I gotta play minor notes, gotta read sideways. “If you turn your head you win.” Awwww…
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had a few drinks – time to clean Bookface house.
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Dave E—– My thoughts exactly.
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I take a sheet everyday before school
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ooooh silly fiddle faddle
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Life is life…wish I wasnt here but since I am…why not make the best out of it.
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food
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When you peel off the top layer of frustration……….Im pretty sure theres just more festering underneath.
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My New Profile Pic.
Posted by – September 9, 2011
I mused about this on facebook the other day at work. Everyone was being an asshole, but I got sweet revenge in small ways here and there. We had very few lottery tickets for sale and everybody was all fucking butthurt about it. TCF recently took out their ATM and people have to now pay 3 dollars with our new one to take out money, plus a bank fee if any. It just made the sun shine a little brighter and the birdies sing a little louder.
When I got home I jumped on a meme generator, made it into a Philosoraptor slogan and up’d it as my facebook profile pic. I may never change it again…..
The Most Offensive Thing I’ve Seen All Year.
Posted by – September 9, 2011
And I’ll go outta my way to look for offensive shit on the interwebz 
FUCK THE MASS MEDIA. FUCK NBC. BURN IN HELL, COCKSUCKERS.
Taken from freedom-won.net. Please read, great article.
More Vague Statuses Updates (VSUs)
Posted by – September 8, 2011
Nowpie
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Corporate slogan bear
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Of course I care. I’ve always cared. People don’t live happily ever after just because they care
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Just found Sudafed at the bottom of my purse. I had it with me this whole weekend. wow.
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My news feed is full of whinning, I’m sorry you just found out that life aint easy
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Ugggggghhhhhhhh this sux.
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It would appear that Wednesdays are clustercuss day at work.
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Olive Garden!
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The wave comes in. The wave goes out.
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Got the most retarted chicks ever in my class
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I am DONE with bullshit!!!!!! I have no room for drama in my life so I don’t associate with people who bring it. I love my family and I truly have the best group of friends. Anything else you want to know just ask.
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i will admit, i have issues with some pants…
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Mmmmm mm I do love me some tossed salad
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Life is like a 7-10 split.
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“GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR FAT FUCKING COW” doesn’t cut it.
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Hardees is the ultimate in shit.
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Dude, What’s yer deal?
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Ugh I think I need a break from you, MR. INTERNET.
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needs a new drug
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Nervous to swim tomorrow. What if I suck?
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I was at the courthouse getting the registration for my car today, and the lady in line in front of me was wearing white. So I punched her in the dick. You’re welcome world.
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Romantic Italian Photography
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Best Buy Sucks!!
Posted by – September 8, 2011
Best Buy Sucks!!. Google Best Buy Sucks. My site is the #1 result. HAHA, sublime vindication.
I made this site 8 years ago because I was pissed off at best buy for selling me bad RAM and assuring me that it would work with my computer. Sure it was some stupid kid that told me this. Sure I should of listened to my friend who said it probably wouldn’t work. I didn’t listen, it was kinda my fault. But evidently I’m not the only one who has been fucked over, and, almost immediately after I put up the comments section on the site several years ago, other people started going to this site to leave comments telling others their stories. Yes, others have had received way worse than I ever did. I am happy for the ones that got justice. I am sad for the ones that never got payback. Never again will I shop there, personally, because of what happened to me and the bullshit I went through. There’s not even a best buy close to me, and Microcenter is only a 20 minute drive from my apartment =)
The best is when people who are either actual best buy employees or people who are just trolling try and get all mad and tell us off. Tell us off in a shitty comments section on a shitty site that was made 8 years ago…. It’s gold.
Do you have a story about how best buy has screwed you? Go leave it in the comments section =) Or go and read the stories from other people. If you get a chance, use the add this button at the top and share the site. Thanks!
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