Category: Humor

Marijuana Makes You Violent Ads

Posted by – March 20, 2013

It feels really good to be able to help people.  People like this:

bulldog prison

Luckily, I get to put my photoshop skillz to good use.  After so many years of just dickin around and making funny shit for no reason, it really warms my heart, right down in the cockles, to be able to make these ads supporting the MMYV movement.

Here are the ones I’ve made so far:

Join the crusade:  Marijuana Makes You Violent!

Marijuana Makes You Violent

Posted by – March 8, 2013

Here is a great facebook page to visit! Marijuana Makes You Violent

Have awesome conversations like this one!

marijuana makes you violent

I <3 Phil Collins

Posted by – February 28, 2013

There’s not enough macros involving one of my favorite characters on Trailer Park Boys, so I made these.

everybody is looking at your gut phil collins

phil collins peanut butter and jam

what the fuck are ya doin phil

Good Luck

Posted by – February 26, 2013

I couldn’t find a macro for this, and I wanted a macro for this, so I made a macro for this.

good luck everybody else

 

Picture Dump

Posted by – February 13, 2013

Some pictures I’ve collected to post on facebook pages and other places.  Probably 6-8 months worth, I’ve cut it down to 203 pics.  Enjoy!

Anderson Cooper’s Child Slavery Ring

Posted by – February 9, 2013

Today I fucked with the facebook group Being Liberal.  I’ve got nothing against AC, he’s a cool dude for saving that kid, but sometimes it’s just too easy.  Watch the white chick pull a race card, LOL.  If you’re going to pull a race card on behalf of another race, make sure the person you’re pulling it on is actually being racist.  The girl just saw what she wanted and threw out the race card and made herself look like a fool.  It was worth it just for that.  Then they try to turn it into a political debate, which is just stupid.  Aren’t you guys burnt out from the 10,000,000 pictures and 500,000,000 lines of text you spewed forth from august to november (and I mean both of  you, conservatives and liberals!)  Beyond that, Being Liberal must get trolled a lot because 3 people caught on right away.  *sigh* It’s a dying art form =(

childrens slavery ring

click to enlarge

Introducing: RTS, SPOOS!

Posted by – January 27, 2013

It means:

Reach Through Screen,

Strangle Person On Other Side!

Which precisely sums up what I wish I could do when somebody posts this lowest common denominator garbage:

never ignore a person

which are bad enough to begin with, but, by the looks of it, now the fucking illiterate are trying their hand at these cocksuckers.  RTS, SPOOS!

There Is Only Spartacus

Posted by – January 26, 2013

The first episode of season 4 premiered last night.  When Spartacus rode over the hill in slow motion I was like HOLY SHIT – JOYGASM!!  Then straight into 5 minutes of cgi arterial spray and gore, then straight into titties.  Fuck everything else, there is only Spartacus!

fucktheromans

We Miss You Martin Luther King

Posted by – January 21, 2013

martin luther king

Alex Jones

Posted by – January 9, 2013

So what if he yelled a bit?  Quit fucking crying about it.  “Derp the news told me something so now that’s how I feel.” – that’s you.

alexjones