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Marijuana Makes You Violent Ads

Posted by – March 20, 2013

It feels really good to be able to help people.  People like this:

bulldog prison

Luckily, I get to put my photoshop skillz to good use.  After so many years of just dickin around and making funny shit for no reason, it really warms my heart, right down in the cockles, to be able to make these ads supporting the MMYV movement.

Here are the ones I’ve made so far:

Join the crusade:  Marijuana Makes You Violent!

Hello, People From China

Posted by – February 21, 2013

I’m getting a ridiculous amount of traffic from China recently, especially from Zhengzhou and Shanghai.  What’s up, people from China?  What brings you here?  Hope you like the site!  Thanks for coming =)

Anderson Cooper’s Child Slavery Ring

Posted by – February 9, 2013

Today I fucked with the facebook group Being Liberal.  I’ve got nothing against AC, he’s a cool dude for saving that kid, but sometimes it’s just too easy.  Watch the white chick pull a race card, LOL.  If you’re going to pull a race card on behalf of another race, make sure the person you’re pulling it on is actually being racist.  The girl just saw what she wanted and threw out the race card and made herself look like a fool.  It was worth it just for that.  Then they try to turn it into a political debate, which is just stupid.  Aren’t you guys burnt out from the 10,000,000 pictures and 500,000,000 lines of text you spewed forth from august to november (and I mean both of  you, conservatives and liberals!)  Beyond that, Being Liberal must get trolled a lot because 3 people caught on right away.  *sigh* It’s a dying art form =(

childrens slavery ring

click to enlarge

Introducing: RTS, SPOOS!

Posted by – January 27, 2013

It means:

Reach Through Screen,

Strangle Person On Other Side!

Which precisely sums up what I wish I could do when somebody posts this lowest common denominator garbage:

never ignore a person

which are bad enough to begin with, but, by the looks of it, now the fucking illiterate are trying their hand at these cocksuckers.  RTS, SPOOS!

There Is Only Spartacus

Posted by – January 26, 2013

The first episode of season 4 premiered last night.  When Spartacus rode over the hill in slow motion I was like HOLY SHIT – JOYGASM!!  Then straight into 5 minutes of cgi arterial spray and gore, then straight into titties.  Fuck everything else, there is only Spartacus!

fucktheromans

Shut The Fuck Up, Neil deGrasse Tyson!

Posted by – December 21, 2012

shut the fuck up neil degrasse tyson

Cycling Through Strangers’ Facebook Pics

Posted by – December 18, 2012

stranger's facebook pics

 

And there’s always the best friend who comments, “OMG YOU LOOK SOOOO CUTE!”

Is It Wrong To Be Obsessed With Felicia Day?

Posted by – December 14, 2012

Felicia Day

Is it wrong to be obsessed with Felicia Day?  I first saw her on TableTop with Wil Wheaton, and I was like who is this strange yet cute lady?  So I googled her and a music video for her show the Guild showed up as the first result.  So I watched it, and then I’m like wtf is the Guild?  So I googled that and watched the first season.  And then the second season.  Back to back, nonstop.  I was pretty surprised by how good it was, I really liked it.  I played Anarchy Online for 6 years and am currently on month 2 of playing DDO.  So I can completely relate to most of the stuff in the show.  By the middle of season 2, where she just screwed up talking to the stunt man and was doing a webcam about how her mouth always betrays her (been there), I realized I was thinking, “hey, I would treat you so wonderful you’d never feel like that again!” and then I realized,  “wow, I’m kind of obsessed with this girl….”  I realize that she’s a big star and has a million better options out there, and she’s just portraying a character, and maybe I’m just a sucker for a girl who needs a white knight, but hopefully one day I will be able to find a girl like this one.  Kind of awkward, kind of nerdy, extremely beautiful, smart, quick-witted and funny.  Post or present MMO addict a plus.  Hats off to you, Felicia Day, you are a wonderful actress and stunningly beautiful.

 

 

 

One Does Not Simply Shuck And Jive

Posted by – October 25, 2012

Introducing: Asshole Carson!

Posted by – October 17, 2012